Report written by Kaki in ISG forum on Aug 2005

Day-1
- The night before 8th August 05

Reached KL city at about 8pm and parked at a nice place opposite Swiss Garden. Got the 10pm Srimaju ticket at RM40. Good thing about Srimaju is that the drivers are well trained but that means they drive slowly. The Konsortium ticket fare is cheaper at RM35 but I prefer to reach HY safely.

Endure the 7 hours trip before reaching the brightly lit stop at Changlun at 5am. Exchanged some money at rate of RM100 to 1090B and had a good coffee. The stop is decent for the 1 hour wait as the border only opens at 6am. At the border the non-thai queue is OK and there were about 8, 9 buses crossing the border at that hour.

- 9th August 05

The bus reached Davis tour at 730 local time. The tuk-tuk did not bother me too much as I used my well practice Mai-Ou and Mai Ben Rai with them, haha. Managed to find Lovely tour, change money at rate of RM100 to 1095B and got the voucher for Sakura GV at 860B per 1 night. Walking from Lovely tour to SGV is really only about 200m and of course the morning sun is bearable to walk under. Check in, got to some place to have a thai noodle with lots of ground peanuts and chili (a BIG mistake), and got back to SGV for my thai massage. This massage voucher from Lovely tour costs 200B, save me 40B compare to walk in. Very nice, skillful ML took care of my ‘bus-lag.’

The Sakura GV room is good and clean, and the whole place is well lit. Good staff, big in room safe where you can surely store a 11” laptop, internet access and wifi capability at lobby, far from the frenzy city centre but many places for food and a few convenient stores within 1 minute from it. No swimming pool (important for me), and the price, which are the only two things I might complain about. However paying bit more to have an in room safe could be important as you are going to bring girls back to your room. At least we have a peace of mind while fucking.

At 12pm went by foot to CV RLD. It is pretty easy to find and I reached the SK Stardust about 10 minutes from my hotel. Most farms were closed as I walked by, ‘Am I too early?’ Then I saw the Nok Karaok is opened, went in and papasan was very happy of course but offered me only 4 ladies who are not my taste. Papasan told me the raid by Bangkok is on and many farms are not opened, which I have to agree with later. Soi 1 to Soi 2 then Soi 3 only 7, 8 farms opened only with 4-5 girls each. Damn. Almost left for SKY then I noticed CondomX GEM from his trip last month. Yes it was her, still remember her sweet look from the photo, really tall and leggy, Damn my salive is all over the place as I walk to the farm the papasan stares at me and say “Not booking” and closed the door. Damn!! The mamasan from farm besides notice my disappointment and drag me to her place. Only 3 puyings but there was one whom I fancy. 2000B was her offer I said no way, 1500B…finally agreed on 1700B. Ask her to come by at 4pm and went for my exploration after that.

Name: Am
Age: 22
Look: girl next door, my type
Body: My type
GFE: 8
Sex: OMG.

When she arrived at 415pm, we chat for about an hour before got into business. It was the kind of sex which I love: timid, careful, but enthusiastic. With the kind of body and attitude which I like, the session was at least an 8. After that we cuddle and slept till 8pm and have a nice Chinese-Thai dinner at this joint just down the road from SGV, and on our way to dinner saw some solid ladies at Porcher KaraOK besides SGV.

At 11pm she brings me to Emperor Disco. Decent crowd with good singing show at 11pm. She knows almost every waiter there including the 3 bosses, and with this connection she got us beer at 220B per jug from the normal 280B. We had good fun and I noticed that getting to know anyone here, and of course puyings, are pretty easy. Just walk up any tables with your drinks and cheers them, something you do not always find in KL Disco. 100% that night all girls I approached drink with me, good experience.

After 5 jugs of beers and many drinking pals later, we left for my room and the usual bath. We were quite drunk and I thought perhaps just to sleep though the night. Suddenly, she rolled over and started kissing and touching, and I HAD to reciprocate. . When we are both nude, she push my head to her pussy indicating me to DATY her, obviously. (I could be wrong then, but who cares) Wow, each dine got her really moan and moan, wet and I think she needs the sex more than me then. Unbelievable session: front, back, side, kiss, bonk, and 40 minutes of intense, heated sex, I unloaded at her chest and she took it like a nice girl that she is. This session is a definite 9.

A good end to a good beginning.

10th August 05.

Woke up at 1030am and despite Am pleading I asked her to leave. Almost gave in as I do really enjoy her companionship…and sex. Got a nice breakfast and check out of SGV, got the Grand Plaza (GP) voucher at 680B from Davis tour, and checked in this hotel. Decent room but the place is not well lit and the hotel has a queer smell. For the price it is OK. The pluses have to be the swimming pool and its location. I was later informed by a Malaysian whom I met on the bus that Regency Old wing can be had for 600B per night. Might try that next trip or take Kataman’s advice.

For this day I decided to explore the city, and go disco or pub hunting later at night, which may not be anyone’s game if you MUST have a girl with you. It is easier to go to farms or KaraOK to book one girls if that is the case; but I just want to try puying hunting at the night spots.

Went to Lea Garden to book a girl for massage (hopping to spot CondomX MG, ) after lunch and have a slow day window shopping. By the way I try not going to those Chinese restaurants/shops for meal as I prefer to have local food wherever (foreign land) I go. Bat Kut Teh? Wanton mee? Dim Sum? I can live without Malaysian food for a few days definitely and the food prices in city centre here, Chinese food especially, are rather inflated, in my humble opinion anyway. For 60-70B I can have one solid Thai roast pork rice meal with beer but definitely not the Hainam Chicken rice. Crazy prices which at times are more expensive than KL.

Anyway, after the massage and clock was showing 5pm, I decided to tour SKY for girls and for fun. It is just below 15 minutes from Lea Garden by foot. Tuk tuk is a cool way to travel here but the many 1-ways streets usually make the journey say from Lea Garden to SKY RLD looks like very far, which is not. Perhaps it was late and maybe due to the raid too, many farms offer 2, 3, or zero girls. The best show me 6 girls. Many farms were not opened actually. A good experience.

At 630pm I decided to venture to Wonderful, well I found the place, but it was not wonderful; it was CLOSED! Even the Chao Praya bath house is closed (715pm). Maybe some members here can tell us about the opening time. These two places possibly closed due to the raid. Just my guess. Used the service of the motor-boy (try it if you are game, ) instead of tuk-tuk to return to Grand Plaza hotel but he rode me to Grand Plaza the market!! Interesting and fun. I guess I have been to most places in Hatyai city centre already. LOL.

Upon returning to the hotel I go to check out Hollywood Disco cause Am told me that because the boss is shot, Hollywood is closed; which is true. Never mind, rest, dinner, change and off I go to West Side Saloon at 10pm hoping to hunt some puying. The place has a good band and nice looking waitresses. If you fancy these waitresses, buy them a coke or something, and they will cheers with you whenever they are free. Good fun. I reckon that if my Thai has been any better the experience can be very sextisfying, . After a couple of beer, leave for Brass Monkey just 50 yards from West Side. It is like a pub with techno music, not really happening but good crowd though, and you can buy drinks for the bar girl to sit with you for 150B per drink. Got to know the 2 sisters who work there but declined my invitation…um-hum…to visit my hotel room after work but they gave me their numbers and say ‘why don’t you visit our apartment next time you come HY?’ Hey try to counter-fish me huh? Hehe.

Then near closing time I saw 3 young gals just 5 feet away: Red, Sexy and Naïve. Look like 2 guys are tackling them. You do the math: 3 girls-2 guys=1 girl left. Naïve was not getting many attention and being a well meaning and just person that I am, this is bit too much for me, seeing her being left out, so off I approach her and cheers with the rest and the response was good. Then I found out that , well, one of the guys (looks like hitting) at RED is actually the boss of Brass Monkey, and RED, is actually his sister, whereas Naïve is RED cousin and so and so…. At least I got to know Brass Monkey boss.

Anyhow, after they closed at 1am, Pin, the BM boss invites me to join them for another drinking session at Emperor, and he in fact tried to hook me up with NAÏVE (his cousin actually) saying “this no darling,” and point to his sister Red and said “No darling also”. Wow, OMG, this is one really cool brother. I was really into Naïve but she wants to leave for home. Sigh…Well we hop into Pin’s car and on va to Emperor.

You might said I was crazy to ride with them and join a bunch of people I just met for 15 minutes cause for the love of god they could have been off to rob me. haha. But hey this is Thailand and taking reasonable risk is cool: in return I got to know some Thai friends. At Emperor Disco many waiters recognize me from my stint yesterday and we cheers with Emperor bosses again and Pin other friends. As Emperor closes and these new found friends off to another drinking binge, I bid them farewell and the lovely RED remind me to visit BM again and look for her brother in her perfect Mandarin. Oh you bet I will. LOL

On I hop on a tuk-tuk, and another adventure begin.

11th August 05, 2am

“ Bai Grand Plaza Hotel” said I as I go sit with him at front. Although I do not mind sleeping alone tonight, the tuk-tuk man, seeing a drunken lonely man, though other wise. So he offers to bring me to see ‘puying suay mak, tui tui’. Ok I said to this adventure. Again I must assert that I was pretty lucky here: twice I follow someone I barely know in a land I barely know in the space of 2 hours. I advice against doing this alone but I was pretty lucky. Or else you may be now reading news of a Malaysian slain and robbed in HY while on his search for sex, and not this section of the forum. LOL.

It was quiet and dark around HY now, and the tuk tuk man brought me to Abbe KaraOK at Thong Sao ( I was drunk and crazy but my mind is well awake in case I need to escape for life, ) Initially I do not know where I am and what this place is but later I saw the snake restaurant just few seconds after we left Abbe KaraOK. Papasan showed me 20 girls and gave me 3 prices: 1500(old), 1700(young) and 2000B(young+beautiful). But knowing that tuk-tuk man is getting a cut, I declined his offer and said that my head is aching. Haha. The selection is good, though many of these girls are not model like. Also, they seem to be a bit older like between 22-28 to me, but it could be the alcohol. I will surely visit this place without the tuk tuk next time and now we know where to book girls even in the middle of the night here in the land of HY.

As I reached my hotel, a lady-boy followed me to my room. ‘Mai Ou’ was my answer but he/she said I can get you my female friend for you. ‘Gee bath’ said I and she replied 1000B. Ok let me see her first and he/she got the girl over. Not bad looking and I said I want only ST and I have only 500B which all three of us agreed upon. An ok 30 minute session just to release myself, off she goes and off I went down for some noodles. Not great sex but at least it calms me down after the adventurous night. . Lastly, staying near the city centre, ie Lea Garden Plaza has other benefits: You can easily find hawker foods in case you are hungry after your early morning bonk, which opened till 3-4am.

All in I give this trip 2 thumbs up as I got to see many aspects of HY and different kind of working girls. I sense that picking up non-working ladies is possible but patient must be exercised. Also, improving your Thai is essential if you really want to pick up such girls cause nothing charms a girl more than lovely gifts and sweet talk; unless you meet with someone who can speak good English or Mandarin like the lovely RED. Prices here are bit inflated in my humble opinion but that does not mean I am not going again.