Report
written by Kuailan in ISG forum on Feb2006
Pre
Day 1 -,
Yeeha
HeartYai here I come. Took a bus from my home town to KL for meeting
up with my friend who will join the trip to LOS. My friend manage
to get the ticket for the 18 seat super vip bus ticket for 50 rm.
Waited at pudu at 10.30pm as the bus will start to move at 11pm.
The
moment the bus came , I was impress by the seat which look really
comfortable. However we were at the last row where the seat can’t
arch all the way knn. Sharp 11 we start moving and the bus driver
is playing some Thai kongfu movie. Wow is he trying to get us used
to the environment before hand.
I
was really having a hard time to sleep. I can’t really judge
what’s happening to me. Am I too excited? The seat is to high?
The air con is too cold? Knn what the hack is happening I can’t
sleep at all. While all the other passenger was having a super sweet
dream I’m still trying all the possible position I can imagine
of to help myself fall asleep.
Finally
I manage to fell at sleep but the sad thing is we are in Chang Loon
now . The bus is stopping.
Day
1,
In the bus the driver collected all the passports for the purpose
of filling up immigration card. We took breakfast at the duty free
bus stop. Had a coffee and kuay teo to power up this sleepless body
of mine.
6.15am
we were at the custom and a special queue was set up for faster clearance
a “toll fees” of 20 Baht was collected. At the custom we
also met our “friendly tour guide” Teai. This is also where
all the negotiation goes on. At first I ask how much would he charge
to go to Wat Natawee he said it will be 1500Baht. With all the info
back up from fellow brother in ISG i confidently negotiate with him
and manage to get the price of 850bhat to Wat Natawee. However we
agree on to let him bring us to the farm so that he can get some commission
from there. And he also promised that he would be able to get the
price of Regency New Wing @ 900baht.
8.00
arrive at JR tour Agency change some money and bought the ticket for
the Regency hotel. But they are selling it @ 950baht wtf . Ask Teai
wtf then he manage to get the price to 920. Then he explains some
rubbish like “this is their small office and the head office
will be able to get 900 per night.”
Checked
into the hotel and then breakfast here I come. We had Kuey Teo Soup
+ the best chili powder and pig leg . Teai then take us to the farm
for shopping with his tut tut. We were at Chanivate area and shop
from one to the other farm. Maybe it is too early a lot of farm is
still very low on stock. My friend is getting a bit restless now as
he can’t spot any girl that is to his liking after farm hopping
for almost 1hour. As for myself also get very tired after the long
and sleepless journey. I decide to pick up just any puying that stare
at me. Ok then this puying will do the job. This is what I said to
myself when I enter the next farm. She was having a pair of eyes that
will steal your soul away, some high light on her long curvy hair
and B cup boobs. The okt is asking for 3000baht and said you wouldn’t
regret the service will be tip top. Then I ask for 2800baht and that’s
a deal.
My
friend is still struggling to get his meat. After some more farm visit,
he decide to get back to the farm where I had my puying. While we
seated on the tut tut he just simply said to the okt, the orange color
shirt puying. As usual the okt will try to ask for more and we will
counter offer. My friend just paid 2000baht to the okt and said take
it or leave it. Well looks like this strategy seems to work.
We
decide to get back to the hotel for a quick shower before we head
down to the temple for prayer. Teai send us back to the hotel and
went back to his office to get a car to bring us to Ah Chan Tong for
this he charge 500baht. We get down from the hotel after 20 minutes
and Teai is there with his Nissan Santral. It took us 20 minutes to
get to the Wat. The monk perform some chanting then we go to take
shower with the pile that’s filled with water and flower.
At
1pm we got back to the hotel and found that the puying is still not
there as we originally ask them to come at 1pm. So we call up Teai
to ask them to come at 2pm as we would like to go out for lunch. We
went to the restaurant just located in front of the Regency hotel.
We ordered Roasted suckling pig, Tom Yam, fish and some fresh vegetable.
2.30
went back to the hotel, opss the puyings were sitting at the corridor
inform of the room. We quickly open the room and let them in. The
standard opening of what’s your name and some talk cock. Her
name is Foun and age 27 .
At that point I was so tired I just lay on the bed. She ask me to
go and take a bath together I just decline because I just had one
earlier. When she undress herself my mood is all spoil knn. She has
a pair of saggy boobs and a quite plumb lower body the only good part
is her face and high voltage eyes. She know her own stats and quickly
put on the pink silky “sleeping dress” to cover up the spoiler.
She just proceed to take shower alone while I just lay on the bed
watching movie.
Round1-
Foun craw up to the bed and hide inside the blanket. She is just next
to me and I just like to smell the fresh shower puying. My hand start
to go in action raba raba and kiss on her neck. Her response was quick
, she kiss me back and trying to grab my little bro. Man she was aggressive.
She took off my shirt and shorts and start jump on me and do the cat
bath while her hand goes to fight with my little bro and balls. I
also dive my finger into the love hole and start exploring where might
be the sensitive spot on this small universe. Suddenly all the action
stop because she walk to her bed to get a French cap and cap on my
small size little bro. She start to perform cap bj and I keep on exploring
the arouse moist hole. Then she ask me to missionary her and I said
nop I’m still tired. So she came on top of me and do the cow
girl for a good 5 minutes and change position to missionary for maybe
less the 3 minute then cowgirl again and my little bro give way and
came. Go for a quick wash up and we both laying naked on the bed again.
Round2
– After the first bonk my blood circulation is getting faster
and the sleepiness and tiredness is gone by now. She said that she
is going to get some sleep and in my heart I said I will make you
come this time and hell no you can’t sleep now. She is laying
with the back facing me, I must find a way to arouse her again. So
I look at her from behind and blow wind into her ear and to the side
of her neck and she was shivering. She start to plead don’t disturb
her and I know this strategy will work. As I continue to arouse her
the spark from her eyes come out again so I slide her panties down
and finger her and she was all wet now. I grab a cap and let her cap
me. Without further delay I penetrate her missionary with all the
energy I have for a good 30 minutes and she was moaning like no body
business. I am so thirsty by now, run to the side table to get myself
a drink. Foun look at me and said that “ I am gonna come and
I don’t care whether you come or not”. Wow !! so I lay on
the bed which is all wet by our sweat by now and she perform the cowgirl
so aggressively with a loud moan and she came and start to lose energy
cow girling. Dam, this will make my little bro sleep. So I said change
position to doggie as this is the year of dog doggie will be a good
choice. Start to bonk her form behind and it is fun to bonk a girl
which is plumb with doggie. You will get all the cushion you need
no matter how hard you wanna bonk. So I came after the 10 minutes
with all the sweat still dripping from my side burns. And Foun is
somewhere in the middle of heaven. Go for a quick wash up and enjoy
one of the best sleep in my life after a good bonk.
Day
2, had an early morning. Woke up at 6am and call Mike and go to the
pasar to perform Dana. It is so convenience you just need to buy from
the hawker stall and the all the Monk and Upasika are just sitting
in front of the shop. People offer food for them to bring back to
the temple. After offering food we went to my favorite “Kueh
Chap” shop however it is not ready and we just had porridge for
the breakfast and go back to the room.
We
had made appointment with Teai to pick us up at 8am to WatNatawee.
Jake finally shows up at 7.30 and we just went around the hotel to
have breakfast heheh my second round. We had “Mee Sua” and
I thought the “dry” one is better than soup, knn make the
wrong choice.
8.am
Teai is waiting at the lobby with a Toyota Vios . So off we go to
WatNatawee. The journey took around 1hour and that is with the driving
speed of 110-120km. Teai is playing some techno music which can only
run well on the first 5 track and the rest will just stuck hahahah.
9am
Here I am at the temple. Looks like a lot of people is already there.
You can see some Malaysia car with KL and Penang and Ipoh plate numbers
there. A lot of thing looks like still under construction. And 3 peacocks
which you will never miss is walking around the compound. So we just
we to fill up our names and birth date and start waiting. We bought
some coconuts to enjoy and sit on the stone bench in the tree shade.
There is a lot of chicken walking around . The peacock just open up
its tail to show off and that gets everyone’s attention. Like
a model most of the people will try to take a picture of it.
After
waiting for 1 and a half hour the horny peacock just can’t stop
showing off its tail to the hens which is with chick and not interested
with him. Hahahahahha . Jake’s patience start to wear off and
complaint to Teai who is suppose to make an appointment in order to
avoid the queue. Teai said that he did call but the monk told him
that no reservation shall be done and it is base on the first come
first served basis. I start to feel sleepy and go to the bamboo hut
for a good 1 hour sleep.
Finally
we were called to the office after 4 hour waiting. The monk do speak
only Thai and we start to worry with Teai limited Hokkien will he
do the job. At this time a couple who can speak Cantonese and Thai
talk to the monk, she told us that the monk don’t like to simply
get anyone to translate his reading and advise in which the interpreter
might twisted the meaning. What he did is he will use a mobile to
call up a Thai tauke for translation. When it come to my turn the
master is able to tell me where I stay and what job I’m holding,
wow that’s amazing. The he call up his translator and pass the
mobile to me for consultation in TeoChew. After the talking a pass
back the mobile to the master he cover his mouth and talk something
to the translator. At this moment some of the people is laughing and
I was scratching my head what is he talking about. Then he pass the
mobile back to me and the translator said “master know that you
are having a old chicken yesterday” without any further thought
I was laughing out loud and the whole crowd in the room is laughing
together. When it come to Mike’s turn the laughter burst out
again with this sentence came out form master mouth in Hokkien “your
chicken is old , well Mike’s chicken is super old” Wow what
I can say this master can read people’s mind and don’t play
play.
After
all 3 of us get our advise, we go upstairs for chanting and change
luck. It is already 2.30pm by now .
Off
we go, and we stop in the middle of the journey for lunch. We had
pig leg , “lap cheong”, “char siew” tom yam and
a fried vege. It is a good meal or maybe we ere too hungry by then.
4pm
we went shopping at Chanivate , as it is late now most of the farm
is low on stock. So we decide to go to Jenny which still have plenty
of stock. I chose a puying who is small in size. Mike get a quite
charming girl and Jake got a trendy girl.
Hehe
it is bonking time. Went back to the hotel and wait eagerly for the
puying to come. 10minutes later Mei shows up. Talk cock for a while
and she said lets go for a bath. She just go to the bath room and
fill up the bath tube with water as I’m sitting on the couch
watching tv. She undress herself and yummy this is the body of a 21
years old looks delicious.
When
the water is full we dive in and let her do all the cleaning job while
I only help to clean the small spot light hahahahahahha.
Dry
ourselves up and round 1- fight. Start with a cat bath and a cap bj
and cow girl. Eh, feel strange, isn’t a small size girl should
have a smaller love hole? This one feels like very loose. Never mind
then you can’t complain to the okt the hole is loose right hahahahah.
Mei didn’t moan at all but the facial expression is like having
pain more than enjoying wtf. We switch to missionary hump for 30 minutes
and I still can’t come. Shit the hole is loose and no moaning
just can’t get me mentally arouse. I was sweating like hell now
and all my sweat is dripping on her and the bed. She told me it was
raining hhahah and she had came twice. Ok lets switch to doggie and
bonk from behind. For another 10 minutes I still can’t get the
feel and breathing like a dog now. So I must imagine that I’m
bonking a supermodel that I saw on the tv and finally mange to come.
Phew,
what a tiring f**k .
5.45
call up Mike and Jake to shop around as they need to buy some souvenir.
Then we went to Lea Garden for massage. It was a dam good massage
and good rest.
8.15
went back to the hotel and bring Mei for dinner at Krua Talay again.
While we were waiting for the food I ask Mei does she know Log Terrace
and she said yes. Dam we miss the opportunity again to go Log Terrace
as it is highly recommended by fellow bro here. I gave up the idea
of going to Log Terrace after asking Teai who is the local but didn’t
know the place. Now this Burma girl know the place shit!!!
During dinner time understood from Mei that most of the farm girl
are from Burma and about 90% of them who is in Jenny is Burmese. After
dinner we walk back and buy some fruits to help digest and you just
can’t say no to the Thailand pineapple.
9.30
since we know all our puying is Burmese and without id , we choose
not to go out to kiss chanel. This is to avoid any trouble if block
by the police.
Soory
bro ++ . plan to invite you out for a drink tonight but we got stuck
in the room playing “Big 2”
The
rules is who lost the game will have to take out a piece of clothing
, Mike , Mei and the other 2 puying start the war. While Jake and
myself just watch happily who is going to strip naked first eh ehe
eh.
Apparently
they just took out the bra and nothing further than that knn. We ask
Mei to go buy us some beer and sotong and snack to eat while enjoying
the game of “Big 2”.
12.30
everyone is tired now and we call it a day. Round 2 is nothing fancy
just quickly go for missionary and doggie with all the imagination
I can and a good night sleep.
Day
3.
An
early morning again to do Dana, finally gets to eat my “Kueh
Chap” . We do some more shopping at the pasar and back to the
hotel. Well this is the sad moment again we got to check out and go
home now.
Well
Heart Yai I will be back
