Report written by Mark04 in ISG forum on Jun 2005

Visited HY over the weekend after postponing the trip a few times due to the recent security scare. Although the visitors have dropped considerably and most places complained of lower business volume, HY is still a happening place and business life is back to normal. In giving conflicting news about the bombing, I was told that the death rate ranged from 1 dead casualty to 3, and a few with minor injuries. Compared to last time, the crowd was definitely smaller but still, the cheongsters were everywhere.

Day 1

Arrived quite late in the evening. My fren and I went to Payang for dinner. The restaurant is just slightly further down the road from Chaoprya 4 and Water Bar. Food was good and not expensive. You can see many locals there and there's even a 'wayang' kulit' show. Meal for two with 4 dishes only cost about RM40.

After meal, we headed to Water Bar for a few beers. The girlies at Water Bar are really young and pretty but they'll only sit with you for drinks. Each drink is about 150Bht. They perform bathing shows at about 12 midnite so we were too early but nevertheless, we each had a cutie to drink with. All the girls say they are students from Bangkok and most can speak a little English. They are not available for booking but I'm sure if you visit there often enough and strike up a 'closer relationship', anything can happen. Check out the tall one with her hair tied up in 2 piggytail, she looks like she can ride all nite.

Then we headed to Pink Lady for a chat with the mamasan and girlies. The aquarium stock is as usual with one or two new faces. No. 789 was eyecatching there and she kept making playful faces. Cost per session is 1800Bht. If you want a stone-looking chick, go for No. 111, she seems to be lost in space.

We decided not to cheong that night but each ordered one auntie from Pink Lady for massage at our hotel room. My auntie was around 40'ish with longhair, she looks scarry but I only wanted a massage. Anyway, as usual, after massage, she offered pingpong and 'chak-wau' (HJ). After the long travelling, I was too tired to shoot so I got her to exposed her boobies (small but with big round nipples) and pussy, and gave her some fingering. She was ever so grateful! My fren's experience with his auntie was not so good. While giving him HJ, she made all the blue film noise and that turned him off. He showed her the door and asked her to go far far away. Massage plus pingpong plus chak wau cost about 750Bht.

Day 2

Went golfing early in the morning. For you golfers out there, it's cheaper to buy coupons from your travel agent than pay at the club. We played 27 holes for 1400Bht. If you choose the cute lady caddies, you'll most likely end up with one who doesn't know much about golf. They work hard but it's frustrating when they don't even know how to mark down your score.

After golf, we went for beef noodles. The shop is owned by a cantonese speaking lady and her noodles are one of the best in HY. Don't know what's her shop called but it was good. Went to Chaopraya 4 to look around. Prices in the aquarium range from 1300Bht to 1800Bht. If you come with a tut tut man, they'll add another 100Bht onto your bill as his commission. The models in the other room are more expensive, didn't bother to find out the prices but it should be 2000-2500Bht. I took one from the aquarium with giant tits. Her body was petite but her boobies were like balloons. While sitting in the aquarium, she kept smilling and make eye contact with me. I guess she didn't want to service the mat sallehs who were also eyeing her. Anyway, got her and took her to the rooms upstairs. The decos were nice and the room was very good quality. Noticed the dentist chair at the corner and promised myself to use it.

She was the most GFE girl I ever had! She speaks good mandarin and for whatever reasons, she came on to me like I was Donald Trump (money wise not looks! ). We had a nice bath where I noticed her boobies were floating like a pair of giant torpedoes. She was wearing braces for her teeth so she looked a bit like Jaws from James Bond movie but she also have Angelina Jolie's lips- good for BJ. If she swings her boobies at your face, you'll bound to get a black eye! We screwed all the positions on bed and I told her to get on the dentist chair. At that position, her pussy was so adorable and I can get full access to it with either hands or otherwise but the sensation was not so good. I lifted her back to bed and banged till I came. We chatted while I kept massaging her melons and pretty soon, the bloody captain called to chase us out as time was up. She begged to come to my hotel and said no money was needed. I liked her a lot so I said OK.

After banging, we went to Hong Yuk for dinner. Expensive Chinese restaurant with a lousy attitude manager but their goose feet noodles are the best. We then headed to Paragon to watch their show. If you go there about 9. 30pm to 11 pm, you can catch their singing and dancing shows. The girlies singing there are quite sexy but not available for booking. unless you know how to. Sorry, I cannot share that info. We met some of our regular girlies there and after getting some cheap thrills of groping and massaging their arses, my fren turned down their offer as he was too tired and I already got the super boobies from Chaopraya.

She came to my hotel about 12 midnite and gave me the best academy award winning performance I've ever witnessed. She gave me those puppy eyes, sensitive moaning and gasping, wet pussy (how do they do that? ) and when she 'came', wow, she was like a blue film actress! I surprised myself by shooting another gallon of sperm. She lied in my arms the whole night staring into my eyes. So much like love story sandiwara Hindustan film! I almost sang "Tonight, I celebrate my love for you" but she spoiled the magic by scratching her pussy. Anyway, the next day, we ordered breakfast and ate in bed. When I checked out from the hotel, we found out that she had already paid for the breakfast! I cannot believe this girl, she actually paid for breakfast which she ate and she didn't even ask for money after the super performance the night before! The only problem I have now is she keeps calling or sms me. Have to play this game carefully.

Overall, HY is still the best place for a safe adventure. You know the place so well and everybody is always so friendly and gracious there. This time round, I found a new honey and I'm giving my old honey there the boot. My regular honey (Ah Nat) refused to see me after my last argument with her (see my earlier post) and she's still throwing women tantrums. If you guys go to Chaoprya, you just need to choose the biggest boob girl there and she's the one. I don't know her name and can't remember the number. can only remember those torpedoes!