Report written by Platonic in ISG forum on Oct 2005

The Moment Of Truth (Day 1)

Took a bus together with a friend from Ipoh, which we departed at 12:45am.
Couldnt sleep all the way and was pretty excited to meet up with the gang and the puying Platonic was with on my first trip and second trip (this is my 3rd trip).

Finally reach MINI (ChangLung) at about 4:30am and gave a call to Cool69.
Apparently, they are not far from where Platonic was and invited to hop into the car. Spirits was high, as everyone can smell HDY closer and closer as we reach nearer and nearer. Mr Daijek, Mr Cool69 was the navigator and Mr CondomX was the backup navigator and Platonic is the passenger.

Finally after much sniffing from all parties, we finally found our way to HDY city and the hotel destination. We were staying in the new hotel New Season.
Apparently, this hotel is haunted and they actually made a thai movie out of this place, according to someone. Ask local thai's and they will tell you their version. Platonic heard from one that the "ghee" (ghost) come out from the aircond. How true, Platonic cant comment.

We took a light breakfast just opposite New Season while waiting for Daijek's friend "Thum". Soon later we were taken to see Wat Nathawie which is situated some where at Songkhla, for more details you may talk to Daijek. The meeting was good and worth the long trip cramp at the back seat. Hopefully from that event, all of our luck will be a fruitful one. After Wat Nathawie, Daijek turn extremely holy and wanted to visit another temple which is very deep in. Mind you that Daijek sure know's his way around temple's while CondomX is expert at locating "KFC farms".

After the ordeal, we where taken by Thum to visit a few farms. We been to Channivet and SKY. During that period we told Thum to drop us off at Channivet where we walk around while Daijek and Thum when to pick up Daijek's special delivery.

Walking under the hot sun here and there, all have pick their puyings while Platonic previous girl would be waiting at New Season Hotel. All are anxious and waited at their respective rooms. Finally, Platonic's puying came after a much patient wait. Very GFE hugging like we have not seen in 20 years.
After a few minutes off hugging and FK.

Later on, we (condomx, cool69, platonic) when to had Japanese food somewhere at the shopping complex in Lee Garden. All Platonic remember was the food keep coming in till the table was full and felt like a food tester consultant. Overall the food is good and the price is reasonable.
After lunch we when our own way.

Platonic & his puying both decided to go pamper themself. Platonic had a hair wash and a foot massage while she had a hair wash and curl her hair to look even more CFM. When back to the hotel, had a hot steamy session with lots of licking, patting, carressing involve. DATY her and gave her a good hammering. She is someone who IMO a very hygenic person. She brings Listerine, metal thingy to clean the tongue, hand cream, face cream, leg cream, so overall, she smells good. After the heavy work-out Platonic fell asleep and was awaken by, Daijek and Cool69 which is time for dinner.

During dinner time, we went to "saowei". We met up with Kaki and ********'s ThaiVisitor. Platonic have personally met them both before.
The dinner looks good but Platonic's stomach cant fit in due to the heavy Japanese lunch and fresh abalone, thus half awake when woken up by Daijek & Cool69. They had fish,prawns,crab,tomyam,etc while Platonic is happily sipping on his sugar cane juice. Daijek ended up being the DBKL of the group having to clear up the leftovers.

After dinner, we all took the "tuk tuk" back to the hotel and get ready for drinking session at Kiss Channel. When back to the room, told puying that we are going to Kiss Channel which she reluctant to go and said she wanted to go Paragon. After much, friendly persuasion, we could not come to an understanding. I told her that I was only going to be with her for only for the day and that I am going to Kiss Channel whether she likes it or not. Her tears started to flow and flow and flow. I walk out the room and bump into Daijek and Cool69, related the incident to them. These puyings are great actors. Its a waste they couldnt go to Hollywood to act. When back to the room, she was already putting her makeup and getting dress with a very sour face. Platonic told her, if she is not happy she dont have to go and if her attitute continues this way she can just piss off. She took all her belongings, Platonic paid her the money and she walk out. Looks like Platonic's going to sleep alone tonight.

LESSON LEARN: NEVER GET INVOLVE OR TOO CLOSE WITH A PUYING, IT WILL ALWAYS END BAD.

Platonic then when with CondomX which is waiting at the lobby. We when together to meet up with the rest at Kiss Channel. Got the table towards the stage which have a clear view off the sexy dancers. It made Platonic's nose bleed and pimple burst. (according to Daijek)

After Kiss Channel, the rest where to tired to carry on, Platonic, Kaki and another puying when to Emperor Disco. The place play mainly cantonese songs and more off a head swinger place. Platonic could not stand the atmosphere over there, left within 30-45minutes. Took a motorbike taxi back to the hotel. Its nice experience with the wind blowing towards your face. Feels fresh. Got the motorbike taxi to stop at 7Eleven, bought a pack off ciggarette and continue walking back to the hotel which is about 1km away. Got offers by Kataoey, but over my dead body Platonic would go.
Reach back to the hotel and feel asleep. Alone.

Moment Of Truth (Day 2)

(0945)
Woke up with a heavy head due to yesterday heavy drinking. The lights and TV were still on, got myself up and took a good warm dip at the bathtub. Got myself ready for last day hunting. Its do or die. Gave a call to bro Cool69, apparently they when out very early to see Wat Nathawie as Kei Kei wants to visit.

(1045)
While waiting for them to get back, Platonic decided to venture out himself, for food only. When to this place where they serve very good "burn pork rice"
just along the street at Pink Lady. Price is reasonable as well. Saw lots of puying on a motorbike taxi going back to their office.

(1130)
When back to the hotel to meet up with the gang, it was Cool69, CondomX, eddie, Platonic who when farm visiting while Daijek and Kei Kei when back to their respective destination. Where taken by "Thum" to CV and the first office we went was "Jenny". IMHO, the puyings there are fair and sweet looking with their eyes wide open staring straight at you. Platonic was thinking, this is the first office and that there are many others to go, so why jump into conclusion. All of us left without picking any of those SYT, "Thum" couldnt understand why none of the puyings at Jenny didnt caught our attention. We where then taken to "Wonderful", the place was close during that time we reach, so "Thum" made a call to his source and found out that the boss has been gun downed and the place is no longer operating.

(12:15)
Time wasnt on our side already, it was getting late and its a Saturday. Many other mongerers would have beat us to getting the gems we were looking for. We where then taken to See Kim Yong. Platonic could not remember any names and shops at SKY, humble apology. By this time, Cool69 has already pick his puying which left Platonic & CondomX. When to this shop further up from where Cool69 pick his puying, Plat saw an so-so puying and was trying to make up his mind. At the end just pick the puying for the sake off picking. CondomX took the same girl where Platonic pick. Paid 1500Baht and left the place.

(12:30)
When to the famous chicken rice shop near SKY. I dont know the name of that shop but I know is famous according to CondomX. After our meal, we went back to our respective hotel rooms while waiting for the puying to show up. Platonic when to a nearby 7Eleven and bought some condoms, just in case not enough.

(13:30)
The puying finally arrive, was greeted by her and soon led to a get to know session where duck and chicken start talking to each other. We were trying to understand each other for the past half an hour and finally soon after that found out she spoke english. :P

(14:00)
Soon later CondomX and his puying came to the room. Was thinking that CondomX wanted a orgy party hanging around there where we talk cock sing song. Soon later CondomX left the room as he wanted to create some "cake".
He left his puying in Platonic's room, by this time Platonic was thinking of a threesome, why not?! Soon later Platonic was trying to compare both puyings breast size and started playing games with the 2 puyings. CondomX's puying is the uncontended champion, Platonic's puying boobs is as flat as KLIA runway.

(14:30)
CondomX puying finally left the room. Platonic's puying started to move closer to him and there was a bad smell in that room. A smell of body odour coming out from Platonic's puying. To add salt to the wound, her breath smells too due to yesterday's beer + pork + dead fish + sweaty socks. What a fucking turn off. Didnt want to go near here yet touch her. So Platonic left her in the room.

(15:30)
Came out and saw Cool69 and CondomX going out to get some bite and CD's.
Soon later, related the incident to them. Cool69 gave Platonic some Fisherman Candy, and Platonic straight away when back to the room and shove it into her mouth. Still the body odour doesnt go off, I decided to go out of the room with her still in there. Met up with eddie and we when to Pink Lady for viewing.

(16:00)
Reach Pink Lady, there was a bunch of mafia's already there. They have already pick the best WL which they take in pairs. Sat there for while and wait for better looking ones while sipping on a cola. Looks like there isnt much off a looker over there so decided to left the place for ChaoPraya 4.
Came out from PinkLady and bump into Cool69, CondomX and puying. Talk cock sing song with them for while and took a tuk tuk to ChaoPraya 4.

(16:30)
The girls at ChaoPraya 4 looks better. Prices range from 1300Baht to 1800Baht. Its a 2 hour ordeal, body massage + "pak pow".
At ChaoPraya4 they have models as well which work out to 2500Baht and above, service wise wouldnt be that good according to the OKT.
Finally, eddie pick his girl and Platonic left with a motorbike taxi back to the hotel.

(17:00)
Reach the hotel room, hoping the smell would go off. Open the door, to my disappointment, still there and at least Platonic have to be happy is that her mouth doesnt stink anymore. Still couldnt stand the smell, Platonic when to CondomX room and showed him and his puying some magic card tricks. CondomX's puying must be thinking Plat is a magician as earlier on, Plat took her hand and look at her palm and blindly guess her age. To Plat's surprise, it was right. The puying was impress and started asking Plat to teach her how to read. Not wanting to disturb CondomX session with the puying, Platonic left soon after.

(17:30)
When back to the hotel room, left the door open, so the smell can come out, called up Cool69 and soon after we were talking cock in Platonic's room. Apparently, Cool69 can converse a little bit off thai and the puying was telling Cool69 that she was hungry. Platonic wanted to tell her there is 2 sausage and 4 eggs and see if she wants to have a taste at it. Not long eddie join us in the room and related his report to us. Seems like a steamy one. All of us then prepare for dinner, when back to respective room and took shower. Platonic took his alone.

(19:00)
Met up with "Thum" was taken to this special restaurant air-condition. Nice a cozy place. The name of the restaurant is on Daijek's report. This restaurant is considered as fine-dining in Hatyai. The most delicious dish is the burn pork leg. So crispy it melts in your mouth. As usual, Cool69 being very extremely BFE to his puying. Didnt notice if that Cool69 actually peel of the prawn shell for his puying. Will get to on that when I meet you at the TT Session.
The usual suspect Daijek, was the DBKL of the gang again. Chewing on the pork leg, man the sight of it was he looks like a barbarian in the viking age.
Finger licking good eh.

(20:30)
After dinner, decided to burn some calories, took a long long walk back to the hotel. After 15minutes of huffing and puffing, finally reach our destination. Platonic fell straight to the bed. Quickly took a shower and puying join me in the shower. She doesnt smell that bad anymore during this period. After shower had a quickie BBBJ,Missionary,Cow Girl, Doggy Style, Side Way Missionary. Took another quick shower, got dress and off we go. Kiss Channel.

(21:30)
Reach exactly on the dot at 21:30. Got the seat right infront towards the stage. They played songs off Cool69 times. Those golden oldies.
He sured enjoyed himself wearing sunglasses in Kiss Channel dancing away while puffing on a cigar with his sexy puying. Daijek was then entertaining a Lady Boy waiter which has the hots for him since last night outing.

(11:55)
Left Kiss Channel, Platonic came up with the idea of going to Paragon. Platonic puying agreed, Cool69 puying agreed, Cool69 half hearted agree.
We where all half drunk while boarding the tuk tuk and singing away. "ni wen woh ai, ni you toh sen, woh ai ni yooo ching fen..."
We drop off Daijek, KeiKei, Eddie at the hotel and headed for Paragon.

(00:20)
The places is booming like nobody's business, can even freak out any devil in your soul. The place was pack like crazy, and it was difficult to even find a place to park our beers. Platonic bump into his ex-puying sister, sure thing she didnt see me with the other puying as she when to the ladies. Not long, my ex-puying started calling me, my my my, the power off communication. Didnt bother picking up the call. So was dancing away with Cool69 and he showed me a couple of 60's move which impresses Platonic alot. Was already very high at that state and Cool69 whispered to Plat that we are going to have an ORGY tonight. Platonic started jumping here and there like a small boy who was told christmas was coming early this year.

(01:30)
So we left Paragon with spirits high even though its way pass our usual bedtime. Reach the hotel, when straight to Cool69 room, continue dancing to the music stuck to our minds. Talk cock, sing song and repeated again, nothing happen, so without wasting time as small head is getting impatient, when straight back to the room and started bonking away like no tomorrow. COF her as well. Feel asleep hugging the pillow rather then her.
Good Night.