DJ Wittzy's 18th Birthday!

On Thursday the 2nd of February 2006, DJ Wittzy not only celebrated his birthday, but more importantly became a member of the "18 club"!! I had a fantastic birthday - great presents! - and on the Saturday night, we went out to Rave it up like it was 1992!

BIRTHDAY MUSIC CHART:

This thing below is the official UK Top 20 Singles Chart from Sunday 31st January - Saturday 6th February 1988 (The week I was born). The fantastic house records have been highlighted in red as well. Thanks to Polyhex.com and Chartstats.com for the data.

OFFICIAL UK TOP 20 SINGLES CHART FOR THE WEEK ENDING 6TH FEBRUARY 1988:

THIS WEEK 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

LAST WEEK (1) (6) (2) (3) (8) (4) (9) (24) (17) (16) (7) (19) (18) (5) (14) (31) (25) (21) (10) (33)

ARTIST TIFFANY BROS BELINDA CARLISLE TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY BEATMASTERS FEAT. THE COOKIE CREW KRUSH DOLLAR TAYLOR DAYNE DEBBIE GIBSON ELTON JOHN JOYCE SIMS JACK 'N' CHILL BILLY IDOL MORRIS MINOR & THE MAJORS THE CHRISTIANS KYLIE MINOGUE JERMAINE STEWART 2 MEN, A DRUM MACHINE & A TRUMPET CLIMIE FISHER T'PAU

SONG TITLE I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW WHEN WILL I BE FAMOUS? HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH SIGN YOUR NAME ROK DA HOUSE HOUSE ARREST OH L'AMOUR TELL IT TO MY HEART SHAKE YOUR LOVE CANDLE IN THE WIND '88 COME INTO MY LIFE THE JACK THAT HOUSE BUILT HOT IN THE CITY STUTTER RAP IDEAL WORLD I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY SAY IT AGAIN TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED... RISE TO THE OCCASION VALENTINE

COLLEGE BALL PHOTOS:

OK, it's not quite to do with my birthday, but it was only 8 days after my b'day that we had our final College Ball. And as usual, Notty spent the whole evening taking photos of me... Oh well, it means you can all see how handsome and well-trimmed I was at the ball, plus there's one or two other random photos - you'll see what I mean. Anyway, as Marian still hasn't put any pics up from my actual b'day, you'll just have to make do with these for now...... and seeing as this is my birthday page, I've been a bit selfish in inlcuding photos of mainly me (incredible to believe but Notty did take some photos of people other than myself....). Enjoy....

DJ Wittzy's usual ice cool sexy pose... Spenza was acutally in this photo as well, but I didn't want something ugly to ruin the sexiness of this photo, so I cut him out... yeh, you would do the same!

Wow I have a long neck - It was at this point the cheap, nasty, overpriced Pepsi started to give me the adrenaline kick and sugar boost I required to rave to Technotronic - "Pump Up The Jam"!!

Notty looking delighted that I've agreed to appear in a photo with him. If you are wondering why I'm looking at the floor in that way, it's because Notty (being the homosexual creature he is) has decided to put his arm around me.... quite disturbing.... no, I didn't enjoy that, just in case you were wondering!

Here's what DJ Wittzy does best - RAVE IT UP!! Shame I didn't have any glowsticks or whistles or anything.... And just to the left of my shoulder you can see Salter, which I guess slightly spoiled the photo....

Well, I'm sure you're all sick of seeing me in the pics now, so here we have Collett about to get Spenza in a headlock, whilst Spenza is sticking his middle finger into Collett's ear (and swearing at the camera). I must say the design on Collett's shirt looks more like a pattern on some 70s curtains....

This has nothing to do with the College Ball - this is from Notty and Salter's trip to Hong Kong & Malaysia. As you can see Salter does enjoy cock on his travels, despite the shocked look on his face. Wellman and Webby must take credit for modifying this picture.

Another one of DJ Wittzy - and no I don't usually have a hand coming out of the back of my head....

Same picture as before, but I thought I needed to be in a much more Rave-y environment, and therefore I have found a rave somewhere in Belgium complete with bare lasers and neon lights and, obviously, much, much better music! The only thing which could be considered close to a rave anthem which was played at the college ball was Technotronic - and even that's commercial euro house.... dear, oh dear... a DJ who pumps out rock music is just so fucked up in the head....

Now I'm guessing the hand with the raised middle finger on the right of the pic belongs to Salter, we all know how he has a special bond with Spenza, especially after the hard time Spenza was giving him most of the evening - personally, I wouldn't say it was undeserved....

Some more happy ravers - maybe happy is the wrong word as they all seem to be dying or choking... anyway (from left to right) I present to you Beezy, Swanny, Collett and Gary.

BOWEN'S BIRTHDAY PHOTOS:

Now I thought you might like to see some fantastic photos from Bowen's birthday meal at Jo Schmo's (the same place where we went to eat to celebrate Notty's birthday after his return from Hong Kong with Salter). Incidently, if you want to wish Bowen a happy birthday for next year, because you missed it for this year, his birthday is on 14th March. But before I show you the photos (kindly provided by Notty), I must tell you the tale of before we got ourselves to Guildford for the meal that night.......... .....So, the first six people had arrived at Bowen's house like we had agreed, but there was no Bowen..........which was rather silly, as you would expect him to be there having made the arrangement, but he was in Weatherspoon's with Jim having his 5th pint of the day already.........so, by the time the six who had already arrived had been tightly packed together in Salter's car for the best part of half an hour (and running out of air), a drunken Jim and a slightly tipsy Bowen had finally turned up.....that was nice of them. And when we did finally get to the restaurant, we had to wait another 20 minutes or so before Bowen and Jim arrived....after they had gone for another couple of pints in the Guildford Weatherspoon's.................I think that probably justifies why Bowen could be called irresponsible.......but I'll let him off as it was his birthday.............Enjoy the pics!!!

I think this pretty much sums up the mood that Bowen was in that night.... he looks pretty disgusted at something, or someone, or maybe he's being blinded by the flash of Notty's camera....

Now I have a riddle for you - How can you tell that Notty took this photo (other than above where I have already said he provided the pictures) ?? Well, because I'm in it, that's why..... DJ Wittzy is also joined by Wellman (right) and Abercombie Athletic, and some of Spenza's head.

Salter (in some sort of hypnotic trance) and Bero at Bowen's house before the meal.

After everyone (except Jim and Bowen) had arrived in the Guildford car park - not really an exciting photo, but DJ Wittzy is in it, and I thought I'd just emphasize that yet again we were waiting for Bowen and Jim!

The Birthday Boy enjoying himself, and his nice "18" badges...

Willis being punched in the face by Bero, or Bero's showing off his watch to the camera.... either way, Willis doesn't seem to mind too much....

Webb's got such a cheeky grin on his face - I wonder what him and Jim have been up to underneath the table.....? Mmmmmm.....

Why is there always one of these photos at every meal/rave/college ball...? The food wasn't that bad - infact it gets a DJ Wittzy seal of approval. The Brownie was nice too.... the dessert I mean, Spenza...

(HISTORY TRIP TO) PRAGUE PHOTOS:

During March 2006, Notty and Salter went on a trip with the college to Prague - which meant for 3 days I wasn't being constantly harrassed by anyone, and I didn't have to put up with anyone stroking my fleece.... what a nice change that made. Anyway, Notty supplied all these photos, he took more than 50 photos but took loads of boring ones of the architecture of the city. Fear not, though, as I have included the eight best ones below along with my usual witty Wittzy comments (Notty's words, not mine). Enjoy.

Not a good start, Notty... being the plonker he is, he's turned the camera sideways to take this picture - idiot!! Anyway, here we have Salter licking the nostrils (and whatever else is up her nose) of some old woman on a door...

Now this is more like it!! Again that idiot Notty has turned the camera sideways, but I'm glad to see Prague has an electronic music scene there too! DJ Wittzy would feel right at home here.... :-)

Awww, Salter's found love!!! Yes this is MC Crazy Clare (or just Crazy Clare), Salter's new girlfriend ;-) Incidently, MC Crazy Clare is the child's voice behind the "Top One, Nice One, Get Sorted!" sample in Altern 8's massive No3 rave hit Activ 8 (Come With Me). True story (that's why I added the MC title onto Crazy Clare)...

How sweet, Notty's found a new love too! That means he can bloody well leave me alone now... anyway, Jack seems well up for it....

This summed up Salter's concerned/slightly irritated reaction when everyone back at college had found out about his new bird Crazy Clare, and the fact that he had got her pregnant with twins!!! It must be tough being a Dad, Salter?

I think Salter's outside the wrong club - I'm sure he'd feel more at home at the "Cock club" than the "Pussy club"....as for Jack, well who knows.....?

Salter crying out in anguish after having a wank on the hotel bed..... or maybe he's devasted that he's got MC Crazy Clare pregnant with twins??

Salter has yet another worried look on his face - ha ha! I know it must have been tough spending 5 whole days with Notty - perish the thought.... The two Clares also say "hello!".