~/~ Gary's Rave ~\~

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Only 12 days after the conclusion of The Wittzy New Year Rave on the first morning of 2006, Gary hosted the biggest event of the year so far - a Rave round his! ================================================================================== It was another truly fantastic night, and another Rave which will firmly belong in Rave folklore! Now, as the host, I think Gary should his thoughts here (or on the forum) about the whole experience and what his highlights were. But (until/if he can be bothered to do that) I have some of my own highlights of the evening, below, and below that I have knicked some of Smurf's and Marian's photos and put them up for your immense enjoyment! (I say "knicked", just copied and pasted them, but I wouldn't want to take credit for some pictures I didn't take)... ENJOY!!

DJ WITTZY'S HIGHLIGHTS:

Notty - what can I say? He is really turning into a drunken lout. Every time there's a party or a rave, he gets pissed.... Apart from harrassing me most of the evening (nothing new there, then...), he was shouting out a load of rubbish - funny rubbish that is. His top quotes of the night include, "How did that get there?!" Pointing to the pocket of his jeans where there was a massive stain from the sweet and sour sauce. Bowen had taken one of the spicy balls and dipped it in the sauce, before shoving the ball into Notty's nose, which made him look even more stupid! (Although it went with his hair well - they're both orange, you see...) Anyway, the sauce had dripped onto Notty's jeans - he was in a state of total disbelief it's fair to say! When asked by Charles to prove that he was sober (even though we knew he bloody wasn't), Notty asked me if "when you differentiate 'x squared' do you get '2x'?" (which indeed you do), and was delighted he had the right answer... but despite that, still didn't convince anyone that he was sober. And it wouldn't be Notty if he didn't have a good moan about something - this time he complained about his 'Mechanics 1' exam, saying that it was "bare hard" and he did "rubbish" and that he got "100% minus 50%, which meant he got 50%" (not sure why he didn't say that he just got 50% the first time...). If that wasn't embarrassing enough, when Notty started irritating Nikki, Charles came over to escort him away from her, threatening to hit him, Notty comes out with "Now we know there's only one big, strong, tall man here... and that's me!" Ha ha, that was the best of the lot!!! The supply of Tesco's Diet Lemonade in Gary's fridge, which I got high on! It tasted disgusting, and was out of date, but it had caffeine in it, which gave me enough energy to keep on Raving until the early hours of the morning! Drunk girl, who got drunk.... and threw up on Gary's sofa, and then passed out... she did provide free entertainment for the rest of us though. Beezy's video footage of me Raving - that's pretty embarrassing for me...!! The strange goings-on upstairs in Gary's and his sister's rooms - apparently there was some lesbian activity, or something along those lines...? Massive thanks to Gary, who was only too happy to host the Rave, also meaning that my house isn't the only venue for future Raves...! Thanks to Smurf and Marian for taking the photos. Thanks to Salter for the lift home - it was quite funny when he drove over some broken glass in the road, and he started worrying that he'd punctured his tyres! And finally a special thanks to Duey, who poured pepper in my hair (and also victimised Beezy in the same way).... (that was a sarcastic thank you, just in case you were wondering).

RAVE PHOTOS:

Here we have a lovely shot of Charles' groin, and his hand fiddling with it... Why, oh why, did you take a picture of Charles' groin, Smurf...????????

Me enjoying that brilliant Diet Lemonade - Mmmmmm... I bet The Wood wishes he had drank some...

DJ Wittzy, looking very cool, and Charles, who is trying so hard to look cool (but really he's about to crack up).

Big Webb has found an insect on the floor and is pointing to it - how exciting! Jim looks like he is about to sneeze on Webby!

We all know what Woodsey is thinking - "I wish I hadn't brought Notty along! That boy's a complete nuisance - nothing but trouble. Should have kept him away from the alcohol...." I think Notty should stay at home next time!

Oh My God!!! I look just like Charles in this one.... AAAAAAHHHH! (His face is still a bit fatter than mine, though)

A whole bunch of Ravers!! How aggressive does Jim look?! And Big Webb is about to be strangled again! Check out my Diet Lemonade!

Drunk Girl.... being drunk, and prancing around aimlessly...

Happy couple - Wellman (looking very pleased with himself) and Sara.

Oi-oi! ;-) Big Webb and Carly in a moment of immense passion, how sweet! :-p

I'm assuming from Jim's facial expression that he doesn't like the taste of that pillow, or he's about to suffocate himself.....

"Aye! Check yo' self Rude Boi!!" Big Webb's chav impression, either that or he's getting strangled by his hood... you decide.

I must say, Salter's facial hair has grown extremely quickly.... he looks like even more of a moron than usual.

Little Webb and Beresford are enjoying the Rave, Jim just looks suprised...

You wouldn't believe how exciting looking at my feet is! And if I'm not looking at my feet, then I've probably dropped my Diet Lemonade....

Charles humping Gary's car, whilst Bowen is enjoying touching Charles' arse, and spanking him....

Marian and Duey on the left, and Collett is so hungry that he's decided to snack on Salter's head...

Cheers, Beresford! Jim and Bowen are blinded by Smurf's camera, or they've just seen Notty!

Group Hug!!

16/05/2006 UPDATE:

Right, well Gary has decided to give his thoughts on the January Rave, and I believe we may have some more pics on the way, too. Gary also has news of a future Rave...... exciting stuff! ================================================================================== Gary has kindly submitted his take on the evening below. With a bit of luck some more pics should appear below his speech soon..... Gary, our wonderful host, says, ”Well where do I start? I might add a few comments on my party. If I may say so myself, I did find it rather enjoyable. So, my highlights, where to start, obviously it’s got to be me meeting the most wonderful person in the world – Laura, the shenanigans going on in my bedroom – hmmm, what was all that about, although I have heard not to drink out of any of the bottles that were in my room – I wonder where they might have been put…? What else was good – the large amount of people turning up, I was kinda hoping not so many would turn up as I kinda 'over-invited', but when all the people did come – wow they made it sum party (!), particularly one girl who was sick on the carpet (which still hasn’t come out), and the event around her (which I found rather amusing) was her blacking out on the patio and Collett hurling an orange into the back of her head. In the morning I started the mammoth mission of clearing my house up in 4 hours before my mum got home, so I called on the assistance of my good friend Mr Nott. I rang him – “Hello, yes I’ll be round soon!” ……1 hour later, where is he? “I’m just coming!”. Anyway, once we got started with the tidying up we put all the rubbish in my car – that would be the boot and the back seats full of rubbish (about 400-500 beer cans and bottles – that was 5 bags full of rubbish, ha ha!). Anyhow, I’ve rambled on enough and I am pleased to announce that I am having another party, though this one is smaller and a more select group of people, as a few items went missing – such as my Grandad’s watch – so to whoever borrowed it, I wouldn’t mind having it back please! So if you want to come to the “party of the year”, ask me and I’ll tell you whether I would like to have you round. Oh, and it’s on the 26th of June 2006. Cya there!" Wicked! Another Rave!!