Location: My House
Me and Swanny getting up for a brief walk at 4.30 in the morning and going outside to Notty's car (where Notty was sleeping) and tapping on the window. We then decided it was too cold so we went back inside.
Lanky throwing up infront of me in the toilet (not really a highlight, just funny and sick).
Collett getting a bit pissed.
Big Webb and Spenza's fake orgasmic shrieking competition at 3 in the morning.
Duey and co thinking that the insect catcher was some sort of sex toy where you shove your "Prince Albert" in and turn it on.
Bowen going home with only one shoe.
Errit talking in his sleep.
The various puns and abuse Jo received after she thought she had broken her nose after she ran into the door (how the fuck can anyone be that fucking stupid - she wasn't properly pissed, what a complete idiot)
Julie and Leanne eating a lemon in my room. Firstly, where the hell did they get that? Secondly, who actually LIKES eating lemons? Thirdly, why??? Anyway after they took a few bites, Notty threw the lemon towards me, before I threw it back at him with ten times the force he did.
Wellman's girlfriend Sarah, who wanted me to make her some toast and marmite (and I thought I was the only one who ate that!), before Lanky and Jim ate the first bit of toast, so I had to put another bit in.
The fact that the whole thing seems a success!
The fact that the event lived up to all the hype and excitement before hand, and most importantly more than 3 people turned up (as on previous occasions...).
The various football-style chanting going on in my room by the likes of Big Webby, Errit, Notty, Simon, Spenza, Swanny and Bowen. Popular chants included "Turn off the light, Turn off the light, You know you don't have a choice!", "Wittzy's Barmy Army!" (I didn't know I had one...?), "We love you Woking we do, We love you Woking we do, Oh Woking we love you!".
Bowen going home with one shoe, (I quote from Spenza) - "I believe the main highlight has to be the fact that Bowen went home without a shoe. I mean, come on, he went home without a shoe - that's WITHOUT A SHOE!" Oh and let's not forget, "Notty is a waster!".
Being the first person to arrive (along with Spenza) at 5.30pm, and also being the first person to become "fucked" off his head at around 10pm - as a result of his heavy drinking, Webb spent the rest of the night lying flat on my bed complaining that whenever he stood up vertically, he got a headache.
Poor Salter missed the experience as he was on holiday, yet he still has some highlights (?)... His words of wisdom are as follows - "I believe the best part of the rave was not actually being there on physical level, but rather a spiritual dimension. 'But you were not there?!' I hear you exclaim?! Well comrades of course I was there - there's a bit of comrade Salter in everyone. Thanks everyone for the Representation, much respect to you all!" ...Yeh, er massive thanks for that Salter, not quite sure what planet you're on, but it's obviously not Earth...
Er, unfortunately Collett doesn't remember much about the evening, but what he would like to say is that his highlight was waking up to see Notty cleaning up wearing pink rubber gloves, summing his sexuality up perfectly. I couldn't agree more...