Top 5 Reasons to Shop Everywhere But Wal-Mart
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5. You'll feel good knowing that you stopped an evil corporation from attempting world domination.

4. There's a reason the price are always low at Wal-Mart. Always.

3. The "Wal" is short for Wall Street.

2. That Rollback guy looks a little
too happy...

1. Four words: Beware of falling prices.