You Know You're In Summer School When...
...the teachers start referring to themselves as "we" out of boredom.
...the students actually enjoy class--because their only other option is housework.
...the break between classes for food is 5 minutes long.
...the teachers say something 3-5 times in a row.
...the students do their work to avoid hearing the teacher's life story.
...the teachers spend half the classtime complaining about how hard they work, with low wages.
...the teachers spend the other half complaining about lack of work.
...the entire lunchtime is spent looking for a bus that's not there.
In conclusion: Get good grades, or else!