DSP-- Verse: Spanking Limerics

Spanking Rhymes
for heated times

A collection of spanking limericks by D.A. Landhill.
Copyright © 1996, All Rights reserved.

(Note: The 1st and third limericks are old traditional ones, which I did not write and whose authors I don't know. I wrote all of the others recently. D.A.L.)

There was a young girl from Madrass
who had quite a beautiful ass;
Not rounded and pink
as you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

There was a nice girl from Madrass
who posted her stories on a.s.s.
she noted each swat
that her heroine got
when she's called to the front of the class

A naughty young lady named Banker
Fell asleep while the ship lay at anchor.
She awoke in dismay
when she heard the mate say
now lift up her top sheet and spanker

My friend John's a respectable banker
but he's gnaw'd by desires like a canker
"Oh, a girl there should be
to take over my knee,
where I'd pull down her panties and spank her.

A naughty young girl is Miss Jenny
Good Behavior? I fear she lacks any
To show her I care
I will strip her quite bare
and spank her rear "bright as a penny"

I ordered Miss Sherrie to strip
and receive several strokes of my whip.
But while doffing her scanties
she stopped short of her panties;
I was lost -- for she gave me the slip.

A naughty young girl was Miss Joan
(She talked much too long on the phone)
So she's sent to bed,
and will not be fed
and whenever she's seated she'll moan.

Naughty Lucy will stand in her room
looking into a dark corner's gloom
and her seat will remind her
of what is behind her:
A lesson in cleaning her room

Clarrissa still thinks that I scorn her
attention, but soon I'll inform her
of how bad girls are noticed
bending down to touch toetips
then standing with nose in a corner.

A mathematician named Hall
attended a Shadow Lane Ball
Square the spanks he gave out
plus the hairbrush; times knout
get his phone number; give him a call

DAL - August 1996

(And here's some additions
-DAL May 1997)

A sweet little Miss known as Patti
Was acting perplexed and quite scatty
She couldn't keep straight
When she's due from her date
So she got a good spanking from daddy

A naughty young girl is our Jane
she went parking in dark lover's lane
when home she returned
she found that she'd earned
a date with the hairbrush -- and cane.

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(new for 1998 -D.A..L.)

Spankings are what we all like
from elders to each age-play tyke.
We dote on each smack
although some feel the lack
of a virtual sound-efffects mike

(Just written, March 1999)

Miss Dottie is due for a swat
that will make her small bottom quite hot
I will paddle each cheek
so for nearly a week
instead of just sitting, she'll squat

When Tiffany fears she's been caught, she
simpers and sneers and looks haughty
but I know all her tricks
and I get out the sticks
Because she needs the switch when she's naughty

A naughty young girl is my Liz
Sometimes she don't know what "good" is
But she knows she's in trouble
and like to get double
When my note starts "young Lady", not "Ms."