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| THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR: |
| These are some things you will NEVER hear the characters of sailor moon say: |
| Sailor Moon/Serena: |
| Did I ever mention that it takes me 3 hours to wash and dry my hair, not to mention a bathtub the size of an Olympic swimming pool? How hard is it for people to recognize us in our sailor identites? I mean, we llok EXACTLY the same!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm worried that my education is not rigourous enough to prepare me for college. Does spelling count? It bothers me that I've been dating the same guy for over 1000 years. But what I really want to do is direct.............................. |
| Sailor Mercury/ Ami: |
| That was like, so 5 minutes ago! This homework is completely pointless, when will I use the defining properties of trinomials in real life? I know I completely bombed that test last period. Yo quiero Taco Bell? I aslways wondered why I was born with blue hair........... I'm getting a nose ring. I have two words for you: big mac ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Sailor Pluto/Setsuana: |
| Do you have any idea how boring it is to stand in front of a gate for all eternity holding this stupid-looking key? Can I get fries with that? Ewww! Why is my hair green? Do I look fat in this? Do you have that in a size 9? Lately I've been considering of switching carrers from guardian of the time gate to cashier at Target. What do you think? Who said Neptune and Uranus are cousins? Is there any surgical procedure I undergo to remove the annoying wispy tone from my voice? I really need a cel phone You've got mail! So, if I'm the guardian of the time gate, why can't I DO anything? |
| Sailor Venus/ Mina: |
| I watched an interesting NOVA documentary last night......... Oh gawd! Some of today's movie stars are SO superficial! Shhhh! Serena could you be quiet so I can study? I'm SO hating this red bow! There's much more to a relationship than good looks. I want to wate awhile before i commit to a serious relationship. Gee Serena, have you ever noticed we look exactly alike? So, am I Serena's cousin or what? You are so vane! |
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