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| Ryan Orwig |
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| Full Name: Ryan Orwig Height: I don't know... Favorite Band: I'll just say Linkin' Park. Hahaha. Nickname: JigglyRyan Position in Company: No longer woking for us because he "wasn't getting enough respect" Bio: Ryan Orwig is no longer working for us. He quit and went on to pusue a live of happiness. Oh yeah I also flipped him off. So anyway, we here at Dork Productions give our condelences and say good riddance, Born in 1989, Ryan...ah screw it. |
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| Edit : Well it seems Ryan has come crawling back to the company, so I decided to hire him again. He is now the "Hit Chicken", that's what he calls it anyway. What the hell is a hit chicken? Edit #2: I demoted Ryan to Assistent Janitor. |
| His Work |
| Well, would you look at that, Ryan did something productive. He made some I.D. cards...even though we have absolutely no use for them. Er...I guess he hasn't done anything productive then. |
| Stupid Things Ryan Has Said |
| "You can't right an essay on a dead person." |
| "Where are you gonna get information on dead people...the internet?" "Hey look, I'm British! "Aye, mate!" |