Word of the Day dictator (As in, I want to run for Student Body Dictator)

Quote of the Day

"You want some noodles?"

Dude, I had one of those cyborg identification things, except the freaking code won't work.  Oh well, I still have the coolest anagram.  It's: "TEGAN: Technician Engineered for Galactic Assassination and Nullification."  SWEET.

Oh yeah, Chris Gifford- still hot, but dorky as hell.  I think the kid has some deep seeded emotional problems- like me now that I think about it.  Maybe that's why we would do so well together.

I also get to work with Chris to make a kit out of straws and tissue paper in geometry.  I got pink tissue paper.  For a 6'7", 180 pound jock that both wrestles and plays football.  Yes I am evil.

I also get to work with him on two of the five competitions for the Science Olympaid in Delaware next week.  I also get to sit next to him on the plane.  Maybe I'll casually use him has a pillow, or exert my seductress powers.  Yeah buddy!

I'm also totally infatuated with the boy.  But we already knew that.

(He's so freaking hot).

We're also doing this Mock U.N. thing in World History, which is pretty fun considering I get to be the evil and mocking leader of Iraq and say mean things during our discussions without anyone thinking down about me or losing points off my grade.  Today I suggested we annihilate Israel, and then made rude comments to anyone that tried to ask me a question.  It was rather fun to not be the overly righteous, moral, "right" person this time.  And then Jon-Jon (Jonathon) kept getting out of order.  it was pretty freaking funny since he's most annoying kid I've ever met.  Any of us have ever met.

I'm planning to decorate my room with tissue paper glued on my walls in alternating square patterns.  I've obviously been watching "Changing Rooms" too much.  And not the crappy American version "Trading places" or whatever that crap is.  The host of the American version annoys me greatly.  She's boring and her face irks me.  I like Carol though.  Actually, I like practically anything Scottish.  Yeah buddy.

Next time More Chris Gifford madness.

entry 22 (Date lost)

HOLY CRAP!  I'm leaving to Delaware tomorrow for Science Olympiad national competitions.  Whee!!!  I wholly plan to flirt with Chris Gifford during the whole of both plane rides (mondo-w00t).

Oh just in case you haven't noticed, I changed the lay-out once again to the pink-loving thing that it is now.  Further degrading the sight of people by the back ground color.  I'm proud of me.

I do have much to say, I just don't really feel like writing like now.  And my sister isn't home to braid my hair after I take a shower.  LE SIGH.  It's hard being me.

Oh, and the question of the day is: If you could be possessed by one person from the past, who would it be?  Me?  I can't decide whether I want ot be a Russian communist dictator (Joseph Stalin) or a Chinese communist dictator (Mao Zheong- up spelling?).  Decisions decisions.

Also, my friends have actually caught on to the fad that is visiting my uber-cool websites.  Like Kim, and Lena, and... Kim and Lena.  (Hi Kim and Lena!).  They're uber-cool, and will second any motion.  Especially the motion in the ocean.  Dirty girls.  Oh, and even though Kim told me not to, I shall tell it to the whole world, that Kim likes S***.  There we go.  Had to get that off my chest.  I have also made it my mission to no longer do the whole "Chris-infatuation" thing on my blog for the fear that he might actually come across for some sick reason God has devised.  That's be really terrible.  Really, really terrible.  But on the upside, I get to build a pink kite with him.  Which involves time after-school.  Like hopefully time after-school at my house.  (Insert maniacal laughter here or a self-deluded teenage girl that is lonely and needs a puppy).

Next time More Chris Gif- er, I mean, just plain madness, of the not Chris Gifford kind (damn).

Naw, ya think?  (No, I try not to).

Have studied, but still need to do more.  Forget what I said earlier about that whole chocolate patch, I need an internet patch for chrissake.  DO NOT TEMPT ME TO ACADEMIC FAILURE!  Ah hell, I'll study later.

The cat is whining again.  (Hey, I promised whining didin't I?)

1:01 p.m.

Word of the Day study

Quote of the Day

"Stop touching me like that!"

Studying.  Something I should be doing- right now.  But- I'm not.  I'm not just lazy you see, I'm an academic masochist (though much less severe than Dalyce).  Of course, Dalyce just does it to have a reason to complain and make herself the center of attention, but hey now, we all have our little vices now don't we?

Speaking of my vice (chocolate- of course chocolate you silly little bint).  I need to loose some weight.  How very disheartening to lose five pounds, and then gain three.  I have a serious will problem when it comes to chocolate, and need something along the lines of a chocolate patch (you know, like a nicotine patch, just brown).  But then I think, if I lost mondo weight, I'd have to go buy all new clothes, and I don't have that sort of money (pity the poor- literally- teenager).

I also regained a hold upon the plot-line of my so-called "novel."  Yes indeed, stop the breeding between my beloved plot bunnies and the dust bunnies on my disk, changed a whole lot of shiznit really, new direction- and well, it's still pretty crap, but crap I feel a lot better about writing it.

"It's still rock 'n' roll to me...."

Oh yes, Adam and I have devised a cunning (yes, cunning you silly little bint) plan to rid him of his stalker, and ourselves of the dreaded title "of most likely to get married before our tenth year reunion."  Actually, now it's really one big joke now actually that's just incredibly absurd.

Anyway, we will covertly begin a rumor that we are dating, and in our senior have a big break-up fight in the quad for everyone to fandangle at- of course this is after senior predictions (that which says we will be married in our future years) and winning the senior personality of "cutest couple."  Break those hopes and dreams.  yes we are rather evil.  But in a laid back, uncaring sort of way.

Now if only we could devise a cunning plan to get Chris Gifford to notice me.  ('Tis but a dream Fairy Godmother....)

Next time Whining.

Word of the day Latin

Quote of the Day

I don't know, I haven't talked to Adam in a few days (see Tegan enter with drawl pains).

First official day of summer break and I can't help but notice how I had already forgotten what day it was.  The promise of freedom works quick within the mind of a teenager.

Except I have to actually go back up to the school in an hour and take my second semester final exam for Latin (Kill my quickly!  I dunna think I canna do it!  And dunna think I don' know I'm doin' a Scottish accen'!).

On the upside of this whole new fangled "summer break" thing, my muse has awoken from her school time hibernation and graced me with an actual PLOT and story and EVERYTHING.  Who would have ever thought it, me, writing a plot.  Gasp *falls down dead*.

I'm also beta-ing a really great Hermione/Draco romance for a really nice girl by the pen name of Bertie Bott.  It's very cute I must say.

And another thing! They said there were never-before-seen scenes on the Harry Potter DVD, but WHERE THE BLUIDY HELL ARE THEY YOU PAWKIE BASTARDS!?  I played around forever on that second DVD disc, blew myself up about ten times mixing potions (puts a science nerd such as I to shame*sniff, sob, whimper*).  Got a wand, wandered around, but I didn't find any damn new scenes.  I think they're bloody daft buggers.

Le sigh.  I suppose I should go study for my Latin final some more, but please sir, just until the CD's done? (Now here I covertly hit the "repeat all" button and further ensure my academic doom).

Oh yeah, I got an "A" on my chemistry exam.  Praise be sweet Mary mother of Jesus!  (Notice how I've gone from Scottish, to British, to Irish all in one entry?  Whee!).

Witchblade's new season premiere's this Sunday!  Mondo-whee!!!

Ahem.

Next time  Sleep-induced hallucinations.

entry 25 June 11, 2002 5:02 p.m.

Word of the day Latin

Quote of the Day

"I'm an inbred mobius strip!"

Have you ever sat alone

As the world passed you by?

Have you ever screamed

While the world lay dead at night?

I could be losing my head,

I could be going insane.

All I know is I'm losing everything.

Have you ever watched 

Your true love's back when they walk alone?

Have you ever tasted regret

To realize it was your own?

I pray every night

To a sweet deity-

Just leave me be.

Just leave me some humility.

And I fear I'll never be the same

I'll never be in touch with you again.

Have you ever felt helpless

At the foot of the man-eating giant you entertain?

I hope for a release from the pain

I just need a new day.

I want peace and solitude

But only find that inside me which is profane.

Could this be the perfect end

To a frustrated life?

Will I find hospitality

In bed with the strife?

I could be nice

And I could be piety.

I could be damned

Oh please, dear Savior, just let me be free.

Next time  More poems?  All the more to torture you with my dear.

Got my archives up and running!  After many months of procrastination, I complete set of archives easily arranged.  It's in the left column right there *points to the left*; as well as the link to my personal site and my screen name and ff.net pen name.  Have fun kids.

5:30 p.m.

Word of the day sewing

Quote of the Day

"DEMON PANTS LLAMAS INFECTING US ALL!"

Daniel Radcliff.  The kid from Harry Potter.  I must say it is so inherently WRONG for a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY to look that cute, and adorable, and well, exuding innocent sexiness.  JUST WRONG DAMMIT.  And it doesn't help when Curt makes comments such as these:

iniqua invidia IT'S BRINGING ME TO MY KNEES!
schizo02 to your knees eh? someone call radcliff
iniqua invidia AH!
iniqua invidia DIRTY, DIRTY THOUGHTS
schizo02 hahahahahahaha

And it's also so very wrong how we can turn such a comment as that into a talk of Demon Llamas and the STD of the New Millennium:

iniqua invidia bad, bad lla-Curt, yeah I mean Curt
schizo02 >.>
schizo02 <.<
schizo02 0.o
iniqua invidia you're a llama now, didn't you know
iniqua invidia DEMON LLAMA!
schizo02 where?!
iniqua invidia in your PANTS! YOU DIRTY LITTLE HOBO!
schizo02 demon llama in my pants?! AAAAAAAAAAARGHBLE IT TASTES LIKE PAAAAAAIN
iniqua invidia LOL
schizo02 DEMON PANTS LLAMAS INFECTING US ALL
iniqua invidia pain has a taste?
schizo02 RAINING SPIDERY DEATH!
iniqua invidia with LLAMAMYDIA!
iniqua invidia it's the STD of the NEW MILLENNIUM!
schizo02 heheheheheh
iniqua invidia can only be cured with hot irons upon the infected areas (i.e. the genitals) and the biting of rabid gerbils that have been vaccinated
schizo02 owwie
iniqua invidia I'm sure
iniqua invidia well, it's not like it's much worse than regularly getting tested for STD's, for guys anyway
iniqua invidia it's much easier and less painful if you're a girl

And then he left.  The bastard.  Oh yes, and I must tell the world now that Curt has an insanely large crush on Charlotte Church (*maniacal laughter* Yes I AM evil.).  

Just thought you'd like to know.

In other news, I have no idea where to go with my story right now.  CURSE YOU WRITERS' BLOCK.

Next time  Could this be a new infatuation with a member of the opposite sex?  God I hope so.

iniqua invidia "No, I refuse."
iniqua invidia "You can't refuse. There's no way around it."
iniqua invidia "No. I still refuse."
schizo02 I'm a horrible person :-(
schizo02 I really suck
iniqua invidia Sigh. Pause. Rubbing of temples. "You have hemorrhoids; as a doctor it is my duty to treat you which means I need to look."
iniqua invidia why?
iniqua invidia Pause. "We. We need to look."
iniqua invidia "We? We!? I thought it was just you!"
iniqua invidia Pause. "Not that it's going to happen anyway."
iniqua invidia "The nurse and I. And we cannot properly treat you without examination. So please cooperate before we are forced to take extra measures."
schizo02 I was just on the jessica andrews website
schizo02 looking at pictures of jessica andrews
schizo02 I'm such a shitty stalker
iniqua invidia "What!? No, get away from me! I refuse! Noo!"
iniqua invidia Who the hell is Jessica Andrews?
iniqua invidia "Nurse, sedative please."
schizo02 I should write to Charlotte and apologize...do you think she'd forgive me?
iniqua invidia "Sedative?" Scared furry-animal look.
iniqua invidia "No! Get away from me you sycophantic freak. Hey don't go pointing those things around, you could poke somebody's eye out! Ouch! You bitch!"
iniqua invidia Maybe, she seems like a nice enough girl
iniqua invidia but hey, WhoTF is Jessica Andrews?
iniqua invidia "Please, don't make this harder than it has to be."
iniqua invidia "You bloody, daft bug-" clunk.
iniqua invidia Pause. "Well, that was fun."
schizo02 jessica andrews. she
iniqua invidia "With all due respect doctor, you're a sadistic bastard."
schizo02 is rosemary's granddaughter
iniqua invidia "Yes, yes, quite so."
schizo02 the spitting image of her father
iniqua invidia Who is rosemary?
schizo02 and when the day is done her mommas still her biggest fan
iniqua invidia Minutes later after hospital gown placement, tools acquired, and bodies positioned-
schizo02 sometimes she's clueless and she's clumsy
iniqua invidia whatever
schizo02 but she's got friends that love her
iniqua invidia "That's one big ass."
schizo02 and they know just where she staaaaaaaands
iniqua invidia "Is that part of the chart sir?"
schizo02 its all a part of her...and thats who she aaaam....er...is
iniqua invidia "Of course not you sily bint. Now, scalpel please?"
iniqua invidia dude, you are a stalker if you just typed that
schizo02 she's a country singer
schizo02 that's one of her songs lol
iniqua invidia TRAITOR

6:24 p.m.

Word of the day PMS

Quote of the Day

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Mother and my sister Lauren have once again reduced me to the age of eight.  They seem pretty good at that sort of thing, considering they do it all the time and can seem to grasp the fact that I'm turning 17 in four months.  17 in FOUR MONTHS.  Gosh I'm getting old.

But that's off subject.  The point is, no one around here seems to grasp that I'm mentally a mature, able adult that would readily grow up if they would just give me a chance and stop trying to rule every single part of my life by telling me what to wear, how to do my make-up, how to do my math homework, even how to SEW MY FUCKING PANTS!  I don't think mother or Lauren ever appreciated someone else ruling their life, so why the FUCK are they trying to rule mine?

I think I'm PMS-ing, because I'm not generally a mean person.  I'm really not.  I'm not passive aggressive, I'm not aggressive, I'm not assertive, I'm passive.  And I don't generally get mad.

I think I'm so ready to move out.  Or have Lauren move out.

I think there's a point where no matter how close, how much you love your family, they annoy you greatly and you have to get away from them before you kill yourself.  Or them.  Them preferably.

It's weird that generally all people annoy me in one way or another.  Is this a normal sort of thing?  I mean, it kinda has to be right, since so many people are different and have different views and just don't mesh well.  Or am I just being psycho-bitch?

Yeah, I am a bitch thought.

And now Curt is trying some moral/ethical shiznit on me thus reaffirming the fact that I am going to straight to hell, not passing "Go" and not collecting $200.  Oh, ha ha *slaps knee* it's a stupid joke-thing that he does.

And now I feel like crying.  I don't know WHY, but I do.  I hate being a teenager.  I HATE BEING A TEENAGER!  Mood-swings suck.  I hate being angry and sad and depressed for ne sane reason at al besides my body is producing different hormones that are having an adverse affect upon my attitude.  It sucks.

I'd go take another nap, but then that'd be the third of the day, and people might start wondering what is I stay awake at night doing.

Next time  More bitching from a bizitch.

Word of the day shallow

Quote of the Day

"It's a pair of MAN PANTS!"

Shallow

No deep feelings

No harbored dreamings

No deep resentment

Just subservient descent

No drama to entangle

Just simply in love with you

Have no devious plots

Only pain easily forgot

CHORUS

Baby, I just don't have an affairs to pursue

Just superficially in love with you

Finding it easy to just forget everything about you

Finding it easy to superficially ignore you

And it's hard to be so shallow

Always resisting the urge to be mellow

Easy to be caught up in the games

Ready to take the blame

Not really ever depressed

Carefree and easily confessed

Torrid amour transparent

All emotions disgustingly apparent

CHORUS x 2

Forgetting all about you

Didn't know anything about you

Superficially without you

Baby, I'm happily without you.

CHORUS

Yes, I know "dreamings" is not really a word, but humor the novice poet here.

Next time  Superficially deep rantings.

Word of the day baby (eugh)

Quote of the Day

null

WTF is going on here?  I'm healthy I tell you, healthy!  And yes, I would kill a baby.  So, ha!

Went and saw The Bourne Identity yesterday and holy crap on a shizzle on my nizzle was it great.  I love Matt Damon.  It also helps he has the same birthday as me.  You know, cool people, must have the same birthday.  And I figured it out.  The chick that plays Marie in the movie is the chick that plays Lola in Run Lola Run.  Which is on in about fifteen minutes.  Whee!  I love that movie, it kicks boo-tay.

Went to the family-portion Italian restaurant Buca di Beppo yesterday and came home with lunch for a week.

Talked with Adam on the phone today and he said that had a registered pedophile at the county parks and rec pool yesterday that he works at.  And they had to call the police and everything.  *Sob*, why does he get all the fun?

It's the second week of summer, and I'm already BORED OUT OF MY MIND.  Somebody please help!

I think my mom wants to steal my imported French techno CD.  Silly, silly mummy.  And somehow my sister managed to cleverly steal my Ultra Chilled 02 CD or whatever the hell it's called.  The bi-yotch better give it back (the cheap whore).

And John Hensley who plays Gabriel on Witchblade is so hot.  Whew!  And, well, Witchblade is just ultra cool now isn't it?

I don't know what else to rant about.  I think I'm gong to go eat some of the Buca di Beppo pizza while watching Run Lola Run.  I need to check out the soundtrack for the mofo while I'm at it. 

Oh and Eminem, I listen to techno you silly little bint.

Next time  Matt Damon madness.

entry 30 June 18, 2002 1:52 p.m.

Song "Use me" Garbage

Mood Obsessive

Word of the day stalker

Quote of the Day

Too many in yesterday's conversation with Curt- none of which do I remember at all. 

I feel obliged to tell the world, that Curt is a truly terrible and horrible stalker of, no, not only Charlotte Church, but yes indeed, Jessica Andrews the (*involuntary shudder*) country singer.  He's such a traitor.  And he put me in his away message.  I feel warm and fuzzy for being acknowledged (whee!).

I was watching the first episode of the new "Road Rules" season, with the Freshman Fifteen challenge, and was al the while thinking: "Damn, there's a challenge I could actually do."  Considering in one, I've gained five pounds before, so, uh, hmm.  But then again, it did make a difference that they ate that big dinner beforehand, while I compare between when I first take my shower in the morning and when I brush my teeth at night.  And they only had four hours.  But still, they were lightweights.

I gave in, and went to some Matt Damon websites.  I know!  I'm such a horrible, horrible hormone driven teenager.  And I'm considering taking Curt as an example (Curt is such a horrible influence upon my malleable teenage mind)  and stalking him, but writing him a fan letter.  ARGH!  I don't like being completely driven by my hormones and a silly, silly schoolgirl infatuation.  But you know, it does make sense in that I am a silly, silly schoolgirl that most often does form, however short they may be, infatuations.

However, Damon is really cute.  Really really cute.  And now I have the urge to go rent/buy every movie he's ever been in and watch them.  Except I need to save my money to buy guy shorts for my nonexistent boyfriend.  Actually, for me.  I have cross-dressing tendencies you see.

I also added two new, uh, things I guess you could call them above the word of the day and the quote of the day.  I stoleded them from the LiveJournal format.  Bad, bad Tegan!  (that sounded kinky.)

Mother says I need to wait about six weeks to notice any substantial weight loss.  Damn!  I want o lose weight now!  La sigh.

Watching Run Lola Run yesterday has once again ignited my weird obsession with learning languages (hey, my grandfather was a linguist, what can I say), and most particularly German.   Am still avoiding Latin somewhat surreptitiously, but we have settled our differences and I've allowed it custody of Dexter during the times of study.  And yes, my Latin textbooks and course guide are sentient thank you.  Which is why I get things wrong even though I'm thoroughly sure I was supposed to get them right.

Hey, random thought (aren't they all though?).  "Smallville" is on tonight and Tom Welling is such a hottie, but the dude that plays Lex Luthor is like, sex on a stick (if only they actually sold sex on a stick- wait, no, then no guys would ever get laid).

Next time  Matt Damon madness.

T.    spank me silly