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  06/23/01 10:04:44 AM  
What is your name?   The wonderful Majic NATASHA
What's your web page called, buddy?   HA
What's it about?   HA
Why are you here harassing me?   because your sooo cute
What are you sitting on right now?   someone's shoe
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   oh yea
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   have i, well lets just say Najos your cage 9 o'clock
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   OK MILLY, U WILL DIE SOMEDAY, BLINK AND THOSE BISKET PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE NEXT TO EACH OTHER U FREAKING POSER, AND KILL THAT POP QUEEN AND HER WEAK "ROCK" BANDS! WUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   We shall see we shall see
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   WOOHOO KILL HE POLLO FOR ME TO Eat come mi pollo
Did the previous question make sense to you?   YEA
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   ummm..... do u really want me of all people to answer that?
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   yea well besides the cute dudes around here but u will always be my fav!
How is my page doing?   U NEED TO GET THAT NUN PIC A REST I HATE IT AND IT NEEDS TO BURN I KNOW I TOOK THE PIC BUT U DON'T NEED TO SHOW EVERYONE
 spongerchick609@aol.com  E-mail     Website  


  06/14/01 04:19:55 PM  
What is your name?   Millie AKA Mickey
Why are you here harassing me?   well um I'm not, your harassing me
What are you sitting on right now?   your a$$
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   not for a million bucks, well maybe
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   yeah, he reminds me of Jason, he sucks
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Blink 182, Limp Biskit, Linkin Park, Ginuwine, Aalyaih
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   if I feel like it, only for your birthday
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   Cali. Bronx,NY
Did the previous question make sense to you?   no but San Dimas is a place
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   eww you never touched me in that way ever you freak
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   your the worst "thing" I've ever seen
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   Lakers are gonna win the playoffs and there is nothing you can do about it. Pollo sucks!!!!!
How is my page doing?   Well, you could have more things on it and more pictures and better colors. Also you can add more friends update better and faster. Add more interseting things and some music. Well that should get you started and I will stop.
 www.mickey_007@angelfire.com  E-mail   


  05/20/01 02:40:53 PM  
What is your name?   Michelle
Why are you here harassing me?   I have nothing better to do
What are you sitting on right now?   A blue chair
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   uh...depends
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   Nope
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   N Sync, 98 degrees, Limp Bizkit, Ludacris, Jessica Simpson, KoRn, Tyrese, Godsmack, Staind, Westlife...you know, all the pop and hard rock bands..
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   hell no...they're so ugly
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   huh?
Did the previous question make sense to you?   nope...it was confusing
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   not that I know of...but then again, I haven't seen you in almost a year or something
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   oh yes...I love your hair
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   Uh...you and your girlfriend are really cute together. We need to get together this summer since I still have your birthday present...bye now!
How is my page doing?   It's ok...this is the first time I've seen it in a long time
 VIPER13grl@aol.com  E-mail   


  04/29/01 07:14:47 AM  
What is your name?   Steffi D.
What's your web page called, buddy?   DJ Steffi D.'s Magical Experience
What's it about?   me... music.. stuff
Why are you here harassing me?   because you need to update your freakin page
What are you sitting on right now?   a comfy old sick chair that looks as though it would match the decor of a home from the 70's
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   no
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   yes
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Alkaline Trio!!!!!!! The Get Up Kids, The Anniversary, Ozma, Weezer, Saves The Day, and many others
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   no
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   no
Did the previous question make sense to you?   no
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   no... you better not touch me
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   I told you before, don't steal lines from alkaline trio
How is my page doing?   It is in dire need of an update m'boy... you haven't updated since February, that's terrible.. more than 2 months.. silly goof.. I have to go order my 21 posters now.. good bye.
 i_like_emo3703@hotmail.com  E-mail     Website    My Guestbook  


  03/13/01 01:29:58 PM  
What is your name?   Natasha
What's your web page called, buddy?   How surfers suck
What's it about?   mean surfers and how body boarder's are better
Why are you here harassing me?   because i was Najos and i heard that if i want some of him i got to talk to u first
What are you sitting on right now?   i'm tied to a chair in the computer room waiting for jeana to coe home
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   oh yeaaa
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   yes, more then once wink wink
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   ANTI-FLAG POLICE STORY
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   I think Jeana has helped u so i feel no need to give u stuff but if i get a date with Najos then maybe
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   really well i'll tell rainbow bright and we'll talk about it
Did the previous question make sense to you?   y wouldn't it
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   Oh u don't want to know what way u touched me (u should know)
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   OH yea mr. line steeler i hope u don't get in troble for using other peoples lines
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   NOOOO
How is my page doing?   PRETTY
 StGeoGirl@aol.com  E-mail   


  02/19/01 07:56:59 AM  
What is your name?   Jeana aka Natasha
Why are you here harassing me?   Because you like cute and stuff and i have nothing better to do
What are you sitting on right now?   Najos's family's chair in the living room
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   ummm.......will u pay me?
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   Yea when he's not locked in your closet he's ok just as long as he keeps his hands to himself
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Blink-182, The Vandles, Hippos, MXPX (poo), rent-a-friend, Mustard plug, Red aunts, Ten foot pole, unwritten law, gottohells
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   yes i would as long as they are pretty
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   pizza is good for u and coke is better do u like my kitty named roxy because she doesn't like u
Did the previous question make sense to you?   nope but nothing never does
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   umm i feel uncomfortable with that question and i shall cry to my mommy now u mean person
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   Yes very much or is Najos talking then no he is poo HAHA
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   If it wasn't for the waves and i would hate the beach Yea stuff ROSA IS POOY AND ROSITA STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND Jeana is cool what else can i say?
How is my page doing?   Very pretty i like it alot alot people should give me money money is good yea ok umm i'm over it Please forgive bob i think he humped the dog HAHAHA ok byeee
 StGeoGirl@aol.com  E-mail   


  02/16/01 09:13:23 PM  
What is your name?   chaderly karboom
What's your web page called, buddy?   buddy haha
What's it about?   hmmmm..... dead chicken embrios
Why are you here harassing me?   becuz im your lover
What are you sitting on right now?   a little boy
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   well it all depends on if you give stephie d's secret lover aka my pimp the 12 dollers that i cost
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   mmmm nachos
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   oh i got it it was in the flesh by jurassic 5
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   no im sorry i dont golf
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   um yes i would like to purchase a small nipple clamp thank you
Did the previous question make sense to you?   yes why wouldnt it?
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   no you havent riden my bicycle
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   well actually i did take your kite but its stuck in a tree back here in the great lan of michigan
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   i dont like beans can i spill something else
How is my page doing?   umm.. i dont know i have turret syndrome though ---> (i dont really)
so captain when are you gunna come visit me and stephie d here in that cool state michigan???
 aaaahhhh@imscreaming.com  E-mail   


  02/16/01 08:59:38 PM  
What is your name?   chadumly krab-bum
What's your web page called, buddy?   i dunno buddy
What's it about?   nothing
Why are you here harassing me?   mm becuz stephie d in toronto and im bored now
What are you sitting on right now?   my pants
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   where you sicko
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   no well maybe im not to sure
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   mmmmm jurassic 5 but i cant think of the song i like them all
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   no i would keep them and wear them right in front of you
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   maybe next time skipper
Did the previous question make sense to you?   yes
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   no but you touched my butt
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   actuaally i havent seen you in uhh like lots of years
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   well i am a sicko i like to be a sicko with stephie d and play fifa soccer 2001 for 4 hours straight and chase he cat around her house becuz im allergic too it and its dumb there ya have it my life story.
How is my page doing?   grrrreat like frosted flakes mmmm i want some cocoa crispies i had some earlier but i ran out of 2% milk nad i want some more and i wanna make the galaxy glider its a little plane and its made from the box and you shoot it with a rubber band and ill have so much fun i'll pee myself.....i got carried away there.
 


  02/16/01 01:18:58 PM  
What is your name?   Brittany
Why are you here harassing me?   Cause i love u so much
What are you sitting on right now?   a chair
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   maybe
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   wha?
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Ja-Rule; Put it on Me
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   If u asked
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   umm White Rose
Did the previous question make sense to you?   Some what
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   If saying yes will make u feel good then Yes
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   Probably Not
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   Your Crazy!!!!!!!!!!
How is my page doing?   Just Great
 


  02/13/01 03:52:29 PM  
What is your name?   Yawa Dewot
What's your web page called, buddy?   THE CAVE CAVE CAVE CAVE!!!
What's it about?   It's an in-depth look at the darker side of the oh so lovable care bears. Stuffed animals with magical symbols on their bellies....ha!!...you're not fooling anyone.
Why are you here harassing me?   I wanted to go to the store because I needed chips for my party and then I bumped into you and realized I forgot my piggy bank at home so I got change from you.
What are you sitting on right now?   Nothing. I'm levatating....no it's not the same thing as lactating
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   I guess...I don't see why not...You are an animal right because that's what you said
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   No not entirely. He comes and goes like the weather in Florida.
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   How did you know!?!?! I swear you always ruin my surprises.
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   Toad fox cellophane bark sticker lollipop. Shoe door cd case?
Did the previous question make sense to you?   As if it wouldn't for everyone
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   I can't really say. If you did I probably would not have uncharred flesh.
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   Yeah right after the tooth fairy got punched in the throat by the Boogey man, a.k.a. Senor Boogey
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   Not unless you have a high powered space vortex acceleration hand-held vaccuum I won't
How is my page doing?   Very good. I like the whole baby vomit after eating green peas color. It doesn't work for most people but here it looks great.
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Dorky Hason's Book of Dorks

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  02/12/01 01:19:57 PM  
What is your name?   Najos Holli-Janet
Why are you here harassing me?   You dragged me out of my cage while I was taking a nap to ask ME why I'M harassing YOU!?!?!?
What are you sitting on right now?   My chicken-lov'n bum
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   No... no way... you stink like Rosa's herpes foot fungus...
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   Wow, Jason.. you sure are a bright one there, kid......
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Aquabats - Magic Chicken! ... wow, Jason and I actually agree on something.. woohoo de hoo for that, huh?
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   No you sick, demented, anti-dentite, Jeana-loving-freak... get your own freaking pants you bum.
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   shut up.... just.... shut up. Do me that one favor... will ya? Arggghhh, this is your fault you know... you just haaaaad to wake me up.
Did the previous question make sense to you?   Yes, you turd-faced glock... go away.
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   In a very lame way... a very very very veeerrrryyy lame way.
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   The last good thing I saw was the inside of my eyelids before you so rudely woke me up.
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   Who the crap are you calling a friend you piece of pre-chewed turd?!?!?!? I should shuv your head in the port-a-potty for waking me up like that.. especially after I told you about my current situation... geez... can't I just sleep for once?? Is that too much to ask of you??
How is my page doing?   Its doing a lot better now that I've told you how it is... I suggest you add a port-a-toilet section though.. people are interested in that sort of stuff.. really.
 NajosLikesFriedPollo@hotmail.com  E-mail   


  02/12/01 12:02:18 PM  
What is your name?   Rosa the Guppy
What's your web page called, buddy?   it's called HOME OF THE GUPPY, buddy
What's it about?   it's about stuff like KITTY BUTT, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you here harassing me?   hm....u don't like it? oh...well kitty butt wanted me to send u a message...but i kinda forgot, oh well, lol
What are you sitting on right now?   pollo...i mean...a chair, a rolling chair, woohoo, hehe
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   are u a furry chipollo? if u were then MAYBE
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   oh yes, him and rosita know each other, he's um...okay *cough* *cough*
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   hm...Shades Apart, MXPX, Blink 182, No Doubt, Stroke 9, The Vandals, Third Eye Blind, The Queers, Sublime, and Jimmie's Chicken Shack, WOOHOO
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   i don't know...it kinda reminds me of my dada, as long as u don't lecture me okay, but u can give me money if u want, lol
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   CAPTAIN GUPPY! WOOHOO! I LIKE POLLO POLLO, OH YES I DO!
Did the previous question make sense to you?   of course...maybe...i think so...okay not really, i remember u said something about it but i don't remember, maybe like a song by the aqua bats or something, BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, woohoo
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   touched me? EWWW...U SICKO PERVERT, touching people, nasty sick sick little boy, no u haven't in either way...that i know of, u make me want to be more dorky...there we go, haha
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   hm...i saw some cookies but then i ate them...does that count?
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   AHHHHHHHHHH, sometimes pollo is fried, what a cruel cruel thing to do to pollo...it's POLLO, well my runky butt lovin crusader, not much to say...i like the new ?'s, very um...creative, yeah there u go, haha, anyways, very good, rosa like a lot, haha, oh yeah and um...FIGHT KITTY BUTT! WOOHOO! DON'T FORGET TO EAT UR POLLO!
How is my page doing?   IT'S DOING WOOHOO!
 guppy1@worldnet.att.net  E-mail     Website  


  02/11/01 05:26:05 PM  
What is your name?   Jon
What's your web page called, buddy?   web pages are the devil
What's it about?   spawn of Satan
Why are you here harassing me?   because it is my right
What are you sitting on right now?   a chair
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   I hope not
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   yeah
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   When The Levy Breaks, Led Zeppelin; Lightning Crashes, Live; Wynona's Big Brown Bever, Primus
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   maybe, depends if you want them that bad
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   I would prefer the creamy, the crunchy is a bit too much for me
Did the previous question make sense to you?   yep, every bit
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   a very "special" way
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   no
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   OH MY THEY'RE HOT!!!
How is my page doing?   Lime
 jon_monky@hotmail.com  E-mail     Website  


  02/11/01 01:00:58 PM  
What is your name?   Steffi D.
What's your web page called, buddy?   DJ Steffi D.'s Magical Experience
What's it about?   tacos, burritos, and other gas-inducing things
Why are you here harassing me?   because I love to harass you, it makes me feel better about myself
What are you sitting on right now?   This chair that's not so comfortable anymore
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   sure, Jason, I'd love to.... *cough, cough* sicko..
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   Yes, I believe I have.
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   San Francisco, Southern Rock - Alkaline Trio; Summer Wind..., I Won't Spend... - the Ataris, the Deep South, Emergency! Emergency! - The Promise Ring; Valentine, Mass Pike - TGUK, domino effect - Ozma
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   sure.. if I can find some for myself first
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   uhhh.... San Dimas High School Football Rules!!! mmm, Bill and Ted.
Did the previous question make sense to you?   no, not at all.. should it have?
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   ummm.. Jason, I don't think you should be touching me in any way...
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   no... and don't steal lines from Alkaline Trio, fool..
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   oh alright... Jason, I just can't take it anymore, and since this is kind of a confessional box... I love you... I think you're the greatest thing to walk to earth, I want to follow in your footsteps and guide people to greatness... I want to inform everyone about your lovely gracefulness and oh... oh boy... I got carried away there.. I'm just joking.. I don't really love you Jason.. but you can pretend I do.
How is my page doing?   alright... I guess... It seems to be breathing just fine.
 vespa_punk3703@hotmail.com  E-mail     Website    My Guestbook  


  02/11/01 12:50:05 PM  
What is your name?   Hason Hackins
Why are you here harassing me?   I have nothing to do but bother you.
What are you sitting on right now?   A nice, plush, soft, chair just for the comfort of my bum.
If you had the chance... would you pet me?   I pet you everyday, you silly pollo head.
Have you met my acquaintance, Najos?   Yes, he's a nice guy if you give him a chance.
Share some of your favorite song/band(s)   Aquabats - Red Sweater!, Pizza Day; Ataris - Sand Dimas High School Football Rules; MxPx - Inches From Life, Do Your Feet Hurt?; Catch 22 - It Takes Some Time; Ten Foot Pole - Officer I Swear She's 19
Will you give me plaid pants in the future?   I'll try to... but they're hard to come by, so we'll just have to wait and see, huh?
Capt. Hammond, Yellow Rose, San Dimas?   Oi, Gung-ho; Tarpon Springs Specailty; excelentaaaay; spunky punky midget
Did the previous question make sense to you?   Yes.... yes it did.
Have I touched you in a dorky way? Lame way?   Every day you touch me.... you sick freak.... you need to stop that stuff....
Am I the last good thing you ever saw?   hahahahahaha.. no.... the last good thing I ever saw was black, had pretty red flowers on it, and had really nice, soft hair. So HA.
Spill your beans, my fried friend...   No way... cause then you'll make ME pick them up... and there's no way I'll fall for that trick again, you retard... so you can just forget about it. Maybe later... if you're good... and stop touching me... maybe...
How is my page doing?   Looks pretty darn dumb, you dumb-head. I didn't think it could get worse, but congradulations... you did it. Woohoo. You could try fixing it, but I think its too late for an exersice in futility...
 DDFguy@hotmail.com  E-mail   


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