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| Frequently Asked Questions |
Q: What is the Rebel Gemstone Team? A: We are a small group of mostly Gemstone students (some have dropped the program) who get together and write stuff to make fun of ourselves, the University of Maryland and Gemstone. so people will laugh. We also occasionally save the universe. Q: How many members do you have? A: There are 2 webmasters who do the actual uploading of articles and maintenance of the site, about 8 writers, with more joining in the future, and a whole battalion of anti-squirrel commandos. Q: How did you recruit them? A: Pointy sticks work great. I flogged them until they promised me a good article. Q: Why does the RGT exist? A: Somebody needed to inform the masses of the many dangers of militant squirrels, and evil monkeys, along with exposing the wrongs of Gemstone and this campus. It was our moral duty... Nevermind, I was just bored. Q: Why do you exist? A: Some higher power must have been bored too. Q: How can we be sure you're not evil squirrels trying to enslave the University of Maryland? A: If we were evil squirrels, we'd probably have a much funnier website. Q: I don't think the website is funny. A: What kind of a question is that? If you don't get something, it's probably an inside joke. I didn't think people would bother coming to this site, but apparently they do. Q: What is the meaning of Gemstone? A: 42 Q: How can someone contact you? A: Send an email to kaiser@terpunderground.com and the RGT will certainly find it. |