The first thing every good (and healthy) Terrapin student learns, is to keep your neck covered. You don't want small woodland creatures all over you while you try to get "chicken tenders" from the dining hall now, do you? You should always keep your eyes open, but remember, as that guy in that movie said; "It's the not one you see that gets you, it's the two others you never saw coming."
Besides, after some successful business ventures, they have gone hi-tech. These elite troops know how to sabotage your car, they will disguise themselves as other larger animals to sneak up on you, and they certainly must have small communicators, as they make precision maneuvers in larger groups.
But, perhaps the most frightening thing, as seen in this picture, is their airborne units. Now, even an open field is no longer safe, as squirrel units can drop in on you at any time. This quick response unit is fun to watch, but many people who have seen them have never come back. We are hoping that getting the word out on these horrible creatures will be the first step in combating them.
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