Top 10 Rejected Gemstone Slogans
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10. Not yet proven to be carcinogenic.

9. Try it.  You'll like it.

8. Better than a four-year wisdom tooth extraction.

7. A plane crash in slow motion.

6. Now with lessons in anger management.

5. Better for you than a stroke.

4. Hotter than Three-Mile Island.

3. Fun with British accents.

2. It builds character.

1. Be a part of the Problem

-Submitted by Chris Nillo