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| Maverick British politician George Galloway has said it would be "morally justified" for an assassin to target Tony Blair but that he was not advocating such an attempt on the prime minister's life, according to a magazine interview.
In comments published in GQ magazine on Friday, Galloway was quoted as saying an attack on Blair that caused no other casualties would be a justifiable response to the war in Iraq. Ten other things George Galloway could justify · Britney Spears operating a day care centre · Jesus opening Hey, That’s Me in the Baked Goods Bakery · George Bush taking speech-delivery lessons (oops, that really should happen) · Stealing gasoline (petrol) in order to drive to buy groceries · Assassinating the Queen to make Prince Charles’ life worthwhile · Sending nuclear waste to the moon · Blowing up the sun to cure global warming · Disbanding the NHL to improve British hockey · Draining the Atlantic to make transatlantic travel easier · Putting the shit back in Shitakes · 11 items in a ten-item list with his name on it |
| COPYRIGHT WASTE OF INC. 2006 |
| He who smelt it, dealt it |
| Churchill he isn't |
| Mouth open, foot on its way |
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