Xavier: My tolerance of you smoking within the mansion notwithstanding. Continue smoking that in here, and you will spend the rest of your life believing you are a six year old girl. Wolverine: You would do that? Xavier: I would have Jean braid your hair.

Wolverine: So how we doing? Jean: Well the thrusters are shot, it might take us a while to get them back online. Wolverine: That's not what I meant.

Wolverine: You cut me open! You took my life! Stryker: If I recal, Wolverine, you were the one who volunteered for the procedure. You were always an animal, Wolverine, I just gave you claws.

Police Officer: You with the knives!!! Drop them and put your hands on your head!!! Wolverine: I can't.

Kid: Couldn't sleep? Wolverine: How could ya tell? Kid: You're awake. Wolverine: Oh, yeah.

Rogue: This is Bobby, my... Iceman: I'm her boyfriend. Wolverine: Boyfriend? So how do you guys... Iceman: We're working on it...

Wolverine: Is there any beer in here? Iceman: This is a school. Wolverine: I guess that's a no.