Wolverine: So read my mind.

Jean: I'd rather not.

Wolverine: C'mon, you afraid you might like it?
Xavier: You were attacked. My people brought you here for medical attention.

Wolverine: I don't need medical attention.

Xavier: Yes, of course.
Wolverine: You guys actually go out in these things?

Cyclops: What would you prefer, yellow spandex?
Rogue: Does it hurt, when they come out?

Wolverine: Everytime.
Wolverine: Storm, Cyclops... what do they call you? Wheels?
Wolverine: Hey, it's me.

Cyclops: Prove it.

Wolverine: You're a dick.

Cyclops: Okay.