THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR YOU FINALS

1. Have a root canal
2. Eat dirt
3. Go to all of your classes
4. Clean out your bellybutton
5. Make crank calls
6. Gamble borrowed money
7. Sharpen your pencils (all of them)
8. Talk to yourself
9. Call 976-anything
10. Memorize the phone book
11. Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
12. Go to the airport and meet people
13. Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
14. Start new rumors
15. Hold your breath till you pass out
16. Rub your eyes till you see stars
17. Fry ants with a magnfying glass
18. Set every clock in a building forward
19. Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
20. Go Christmas Caroling by yourself