YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE FOR TOO LONG WHEN...

1. You consider McDonald's "real food"
2. You actually like doing laundry at home
3. AM is still early on the weekends
4. It starts getting late on the weeknights
5. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
6. You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
7. You'd rather clean than study
8. "Oh f*** how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
9. Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
10. Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
11. You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
12. You know the pizza boy by name
13. You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
14. You live for getting mail
15. Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
16. Prank phone calls become funny again
17. It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
18. Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)
19. You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
20. Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
21. Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
22. You find out milk crates had so many uses
23. Wal-mart is the coolest store
24. The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
25. You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long