TOON: THE CARTOON ROLEPLAYING GAME
GALLERY OF CHARACTERS

(All characters created by David Barnes)

POSSESSIONS:

BUCKY BOMBER

Species: Squirrel
Natural Enemies: Hunters and Hockey Goons
Beliefs: A bad day playing hockey beats a good day gathering nuts
Goals: Find a good hockey game Hit Points: 12

MUSCLE: 4
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: NA

ZIP: 6
Dodge: 9
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 6
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: 9
Read: 9
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: 9
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 2
Fast-Talk: 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: 3

SHTICKS

Flying (4 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Rope
Pencil & Paper
Hockey Stick
Marbles
Whistle
Ice Skates
Hockey Puck
Butterfly Net

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

"Bucky the Flying Squirrel" is the official mascot of the ECHL Dayton Bombers Hockey Team. I created the TOON version of him as a tribute to him, but have been reluctant to use him in any official TOON adventure for fear of being sued for copyright infringement.

OUTBACK SYDNEY

Species: Kangaroo
Natural Enemies: Dingoes Beliefs: Outsmarting dumb dingoes is really, really fun
Goals: It's my duty to prevent a certain dingo from acheiving his goal
Hit Points: 11

MUSCLE: 5
Break Down Door: 9
Climb: NA
Fight: NA
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 9
Throw: NA

ZIP: 6
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: 9
Ride: NA
Run: 9
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 6
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: NA
Read: NA
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 3
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Pouch of Many Things (5 pts.): 5
Incredible Speed (6 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Mallet
Six Pack of Fosters Beer
Adoption papers for 6 cans of Fosters Beer
Machete
Shrimp
Barbie (Doll)

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Outback Sydney is a cross between Bugs Bunny and Road Runner

DIDJERIDOO DINGO

Species: Dingo
Natural Enemies: Kangaroos Beliefs: Kangaroos taste good, I think. I've never eaten one before
Goals: I must find and eat a kangaroo
Hit Points: 7

MUSCLE: 6
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 9
Throw: NA

ZIP: 3
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: 8
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: 8
Identify Dangerous Thing: NA
Read: 4
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: 5
Set/Disarm Trap: 4
Track/Cover Tracks: 7

CHUTZPAH: 1
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Quick Change/Disguise (3 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Knife and Fork
Rope (to 'tie that kangaroo down, sport')
'Cooking for Dummies' cookbook
Coyote U. diploma
Coyote U. sweatshirt
Autographed picture of Dean Coyote

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Didjeridoo Dingo is the Wile E. Coyote of the Outback. In fact, he's a recent graduate of Coyote U.

BILLY BOLO

Species: Aboriginal Human Hunter
Natural Enemies: Kangaroos Beliefs: I hate kangaroos. I don't know why, but I do
Goals: I must capture a certain kangaroo
Hit Points: 10

MUSCLE: 4
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 8
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: 9

ZIP: 4
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: 8
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 1
Hide/Spot Hidden: 6
Identify Dangerous Thing: 3
Read: 5
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: 4
Track/Cover Tracks: 4

CHUTZPAH: 5
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

POSSESSIONS

Bolo (1 die damage. Roll Fifty-Fifty die. 1, 2, 3--Bolo hits the target. 4, 5, 6--Bolo acts like a boomerang and comes back and hits Billy.)

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Billy Bolo is played just like a cross between Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam

CLINT EASTERWOOD

Species: Rabbit
Natural Enemies: Lawbreakers, and Easter Basket Thieves
Beliefs: Anybody can take candy from a baby, but to do so, you have to get past me
Goals: Punish lawbreakers and deliver Easter Baskets
Hit Points: 9

MUSCLE: 6
Break Down Door: 9
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: NA

ZIP: 4
Dodge: 9
Drive Vehicle: 9
Fire Gun: 9
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 4
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: 7
Read: NA
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 3
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Incredible Speed (6 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

.357 Cream Pie Gun (The most powerful cream pie gun known to Toonkind. If it were to hit you, it would Boggle your head clean off. So you've got to ask yourself, "Do I prefer chocolate or banana cream?" Well, which is it, punk?)

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Clint Easterwood is the first TOON character I've ever created. He has all the same mannerisms of Clint Eastwood, so he should be easy to roleplay

THUMB-BUNNY

Species: Rabbit
Natural Enemies: Anybody who hates love Beliefs: You're nobody 'til Thumb-Bunny loves you
Goals: Spread love to everyone I meet
Hit Points: 7

MUSCLE: 3
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 5
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 5
Throw: 5

ZIP: 3
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: 5
Ride: NA
Run: 5
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: 6
Identify Dangerous Thing: 5
Read: 5
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 6
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Bag of Many Things (5 pts.): 5 Quick Change/Disguise (3 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

A whole lot of love to give

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Originally, I came up with the Thumb-Bunny idea as more of a T-shirt idea, complete with the catch phrase that is now his belief; but since I'm not an artist, I scrapped it as a T-Shirt idea and decided to create it as a Toon character. Thumb-Bunny loves everybody, even if they don't love him. He likes to "spread love" to the point that he becomes obnoxious. He's a lover, not a fighter; but he'll fight if he have to.

STANLEY STORK

Species: Stork
Natural Enemies: All male Toons, as long as he's got a baby in his beak
Beliefs: Every female in Toonburg wants to be a mother
Goal: I will deliver every female in Toonburg a baby, even if it isn't hers
Hit Points: 9

MUSCLE: 3
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: NA
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 9
Throw: NA

ZIP: 3
Dodge: 8
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: 8
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: NA
Read: 5
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 5
Fast-Talk: 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 9
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Flying (4 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

KAPTAIN KALAMITY

Species: Human Super Hero
Natural Enemies: All "evil" Toons
Beliefs:
Goal: Punish "evildoers"
Hit Points: 12

MUSCLE: 5
Break Down Door: 9
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 9
Throw: 9

ZIP: 4
Dodge: 7
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 5
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: 8
Read: 8
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 1
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Flying (4 pts.): 7 (Kaptain Kalamity gains this Shtick and Shtick Level only when he is wearing his superhero suit. If the suit is not worn, Kaptain Kalamity loses this Shtick. As long as the suit is worn, SMARTS and all SMARTS-related skills are lowered by 3, to a maximum of 0)
Incredible Strength (5 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Superhero Suit
Superhero License

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

JON CICADA

Species: Cicada
Natural Enemies: Birds & Anyone who hates noise
Beliefs: I don't care what you say, everybody likes my singing
Goal: Sing at Carnagie Hall
Hit Points: 6

MUSCLE: 1
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 3
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: 2

ZIP: 4
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: 9
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: 8
Identify Dangerous Thing: NA
Read: NA
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 4
Fast-Talk: 8
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Flying (4 pts.): 5 Incredibly Annoying Singing Voice (4 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Microphone

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

HIPPO-CRATEES

Species: Hippopotamus
Natural Enemies: Alligators and Crocodiles
Beliefs: I'm the best doctor in the animal kingdom
Goal: Make a cure for Boggling
Hit Points: 11

MUSCLE: 4
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 6
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 6
Throw: NA

ZIP: 2
Dodge: 6
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 6
Hide/Spot Hidden: NA
Identify Dangerous Thing: 9
Read: 9
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 2
Fast-Talk: 5
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: NA

SHTICKS

Bag of Many Things (5 pts.): 5
Chemistry (4 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Stethescope
Mallet
Pen filled with disappearing ink

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

JERSEY GUERNSEY

Species: Cow
Natural Enemies: Butchers and Cowboys
Beliefs: Got milk? I do, and you can't have any
Goal: Find and eat grass
Hit Points: 12

MUSCLE: 5
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: NA

ZIP: 3
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: NA
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: 9
Ride: NA
Run: 9
Swim: NA

SMARTS: 6
Hide/Spot Hidden: 9
Identify Dangerous Thing: NA
Read: 9
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: NA
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 2
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: 7

SHTICKS

Quick Change/Disguise (3 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS

Cowbell

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

SAM BORDEN

Species: Human Milkman
Natural Enemies: Cats
Beliefs: I hate cats, because they alway try to steal my milk
Goal: Deliver milk to hungry babies
Hit Points: 7

MUSCLE: 6
Break Down Door: NA
Climb: NA
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: NA
Throw: 9

ZIP: 4
Dodge: NA
Drive Vehicle: 5
Fire Gun: NA
Jump: NA
Ride: NA
Run: NA
Swim: 9

SMARTS: 4
Hide/Spot Hidden: 9
Identify Dangerous Thing: 9
Read: NA
Resist Fast-Talk: NA
See/Hear/Smell: NA
Set/Disarm Trap: 9
Track/Cover Tracks: NA

CHUTZPAH: 6
Fast-Talk: NA
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: NA
Sleight of Hand: NA
Sneak: 9

SHTICKS

POSSESSIONS

ROLEPLAYING NOTES

Sam would be a perfect antagonist for Jersey Guernsey, since he needs milk to deliver to hungry babies, and Jersey Guernsey's got some, but doesn't want to give it to anybody. They could have some classic funny battles

Dragon Lee

Species: Panda
Natural Enemies: Zookeepers
Belief: I am the best Pan-Fu fighter in world.
Goal: I must teach world Pan-Fu

HIT POINTS: 10
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 6
Break Down Door: 9
Climb: 9
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 6
Throw: 9

ZIP: 6
Dodge: 9
Drive Vehicle: 6
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: 6
Ride: 6
Run: 6
Swim: 6

SMARTS: 5
Hide/Spot Hidden: 9
Identify Dangerous Thing: 9
Read: 9
Resist Fast-Talk: 5
See/Hear/Smell: 5
Set/Disarm Trap: 5
Track/Cover Tracks: 5

CHUTZPAH: 3
Fast-Talk: 3
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 3
Sleight of Hand: 6
Sneak: 3

SHTICKS:

None

POSSESSIONS:

Bamboo Nunchucks

Warden Warren

Species: Human Zookeeper
Natural Enemies: Any animal that escapes his zoo
Belief: No Kung-Fu panda's gonna make a monkey out of me.
Goal: Keep a certain panda in his cage.

HIT POINTS: 7
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 3
Break Down Door: 4
Climb: 3
Fight: 6
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 3
Throw: 6

ZIP: 5
Dodge: 5
Drive Vehicle: 9
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: 5
Ride: 5
Run: 8
Swim: 5

SMARTS: 2
Hide/Spot Hidden: 6
Identify Dangerous Thing: 3
Read: 4
Resist Fast-Talk: 2
See/Hear/Smell: 2
Set/Disarm Trap: 4
Track/Cover Tracks: 5

CHUTZPAH: 1
Fast-Talk: 1
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 1
Sleight of Hand: 1
Sneak: 1

SHTICKS:

Sidekick (Bloodhound): 5

POSSESSIONS:

Net
Keys to every cage in the zoo
Flatbed truck with a huge cage on the bed

Ol' Blue

Species: Bloodhound
Natural Enemies: Whomever Warden Warren is chasing
Belief: Catching pandas equals huge steaks.
Goal: Help Warden Warren catch a certain panda. (What's a panda?)

HIT POINTS: 11
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 4
Break Down Door: 4
Climb: 4
Fight: 8
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 4
Throw: 4

ZIP: 6
Dodge: 6
Drive Vehicle: 6
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: 6
Ride: 6
Run: 9
Swim: 6

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: 3
Identify Dangerous Thing: 3
Read: 5
Resist Fast-Talk: 3
See/Hear/Smell: 3
Set/Disarm Trap: 3
Track/Cover Tracks: 3

CHUTZPAH: 3
Fast-Talk: 3
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 3
Sleight of Hand: 3
Sneak: 3

SHTICKS:

POSSESSIONS:

Cali Marie

Species: Octopus
Natural Enemies: Sharks and Fishermen
Belief:
Goal:

HIT POINTS: 7
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 5
Break Down Door:
Climb:
Fight:
Pick Up Heavy Thing:
Throw:

ZIP: 5
Dodge:
Drive Vehicle:
Fire Gun:
Jump:
Ride:
Run:
Swim:

SMARTS: 4
Hide/Spot Hidden:
Identify Dangerous Thing:
Read:
Resist Fast-Talk:
See/Hear/Smell:
Set/Disarm Trap:
Track/Cover Tracks:

CHUTZPAH: 3
Fast-Talk:
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods:
Sleight of Hand:
Sneak:

SHTICKS:

Stretching (3 pts.): 5

POSSESSIONS:

Howlin' Mad Maxx

Species: Wolf
Natural Enemies: Sheedogs
Belief: Sheepdogs are bad, sheep are good--good to eat, that is
Goal: Find and eat sheep

HIT POINTS: 7
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 5
Break Down Door: 9
Climb: 5
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 5
Throw: 5

ZIP: 4
Dodge: 9
Drive Vehicle: 4
Fire Gun: 4
Jump: 9
Ride: 4
Run: 9
Swim: 4

SMARTS: 3
Hide/Spot Hidden: 3
Identify Dangerous Thing: 3
Read: 3
Resist Fast-Talk: 3
See/Hear/Smell: 3
Set/Disarm Trap: 3
Track/Cover Tracks: 3

CHUTZPAH: 6
Fast-Talk: 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 6
Sleight of Hand: 6
Sneak: 6

SHTICKS:

POSSESSIONS:

Krusher

Species: Bulldog
Occupation: Sheepdog
Natural Enemies: Wolves and Dogcatchers
Belief: If I want my dog biscuits, I can't let any wolves eat my sheep
Goal: Protect sheep from being eaten by wolves.

HIT POINTS: 9
PLOT POINTS:

MUSCLE: 6
Break Down Door: 6
Climb: 6
Fight: 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 9
Throw: 9

ZIP: 5
Dodge: 5
Drive Vehicle: 5
Fire Gun: 5
Jump: 5
Ride: 5
Run: 9
Swim: 5

SMARTS: 4
Hide/Spot Hidden: 9
Identify Dangerous Thing: 4
Read: 4
Resist Fast-Talk: 4
See/Hear/Smell: 4
Set/Disarm Trap: 6
Track/Cover Tracks: 6

CHUTZPAH: 4
Fast-Talk: 4
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 4
Sleight of Hand: 4
Sneak: 9

SHTICKS:

Bag of Many Things (5 pts.): 5