Lisa's Rival (1F17)
Homer:
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!
Homer's Triple Bypass (9F09)
Dr. Nick Riviera:
If it isn't my good friend Mr. McGregg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
(Not found in episode summary... it's at the end, right before the closing line at the intensive care unit)
Homer the Vigilante (1F09)
Lisa:
Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer:
I dunno. Coast Guard?
Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03)
Homer:
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa:
No.
Homer:
Ham?
Lisa:
No.
Homer:
Pork chops?
Lisa:
Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer:
[Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
22 Short Films About Springfield (3F18)
Chalmers:
Yes, I guess I should be --
[notes entire kitchen is on fire]
Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner:
Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers:
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner:
Yes.
Chalmers:
May I see it?
Skinner:
Oh, erm... No.
Skinner escorts Chalmers back outside.
Agnes: [offscreen]
Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner:
No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
