She hated the free time, the bells and chimes.

She hated the singing and most of the gift giving

The toys were loud and she couldn't stand the proud.

No One knew why she was so wierd. Could it be that she wouldn't drink beer?

Could it be the Dark Side? Did her brains get fried?

One day she looked down at Kidville from the high mountain top and she saw Max drinking alchohalic pop.

Although he was drunk, he was a merry punk

Merryness is what Tiff hated; now her heart faded.

She went back in her cave and got a dog for a slave.

She tried to think of a ploy as if he were Greece attacking Troy.

She tried to think of a way to destroy Christmas and sink to extreme lowness.

Soon she came up with an idea. An evil idea.

She would take all the presents and on the next day the kids would cry like burning ents.

Disguised as Santa she went down and took everything all the way to downtown.

She took all gifts and cleaned off the trees and stole all of the new car keys

While robbing 221b she was discovered by Hilly.

"Why are you taking the tree," she asked while the Grinch took her parent's new car key

"I need to take it back to the N. Pole because the car won't roll."

She went back to sleep and began counting sheep.

Tiffany went to the highest peak to drop the gifts and antiques

Then sun rose and heard singing grow.

She couldn't figure out why the kids of kidville were singing about.

She then saw that Christmas wasn't about the gifts and spendthrifts.

It was about giving; not buying and selling. It was about getting together and her heart grew 3 sizes bigger.

She lifted up the sleigh and ran down the mountain on that Tuesday.

She ran down the hill into the circle kids and gave out presents which she almost forbid

She gave Catherine nice sneakers and Melody nibblers.

Tommy received games and Michael got land claims.

Max got beer and Jessica got a trip to Zaire

Everyone got their stuff back. (the stuff Tiff ransacked)

The Grinch made the bread with the yeast and even cut the roast beast. Merry Christmas! And may it be flawless.=)