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Hurrah Hurrah
For Asian nerds hurrah
Hurrah for the Asian nerds who keep their grades unscarred

As long as the teachers were faithful to their trust
Like friends and brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when teacher’s treachery attempts our grades to mar
We band together us Asian nerds who keep their grades unscarred
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First, gallant Ms. Bauer’s class nobly made the stand
Then, Pool’s class got royally screwed by skits which were preplanned
Next, last years CAT scores screwed some of us over again
The screwedness bands together Asian nerds who keep their grades unscarred
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Ye nerds of A+’s join the group of the right
Many parents and tutors have joined us in the fight
Several of the Asian nerds gather at meets by car
To hang out with other Asian nerds who keep their grades unscarred
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Now here’s to brave Richonne’s nerds, the recruiters of the group
Now we stand united and to teachers we will not stoop
Here we stand against the board that make us look dumber than we are
We fight together as Asian nerds who keep their grades unscarred
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