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MATT APPROVED PHRASES
-Used to make yourself look smarter.

Yikes
Not craw, CRAW!
Brow me
What are you, new?
What, are you kidding me?
MATTwich
(blank) rules
All ___ All the time
May I speak frankly,  etc.
Mirth and Merriment
Outstanding
Sounds like one of my dates (SLOMD)
Comfort in repetition
____ free zone
_____ a go-go
Huge (tiny Elvis)
in my world
Hogan play's golf
Focus
turning over a whole new forest
going to name all my children (insert name)
in my box
wildly aroused
strangely aroused
the word on the street
What do you mean by ______?
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Did I say that out loud?
It's all about me.
I think I speak for all of _______ when I say.....
Bad (blank) go to your corner
You say that like its a bad thing
The ______ formerly known as _______
I met ___, I knew ____, your/he's/its no _____
I think I LUUUV you
I am tingly, That makes me tingle, I am tingling from the waste down
Tell me a short story about yourself
What did you learn today?
Learning is a life long process
How do you feel about that?
Feelings are valid
Is that shirt/sweater ribbed for your pleasure or mine?
I'm doing my bit for male/female bi-hemispherical relations.
What's that in U.S. dollars?
When I grow up, I want to be just like you
Thank you for caring, thank you for sharing
ooh baby, ooh baby, (pause) oooh (short pause) bay-bee.
Thinking, thinking, thinking....
____like a madman
We're going to ________  like it's 1999
Don't stop, don't ever stop.
_____,  _____, did I mention _____
Johnny  _____
Jenny  ____
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasure
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