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MATT APPROVED PHRASES -Used to make yourself look smarter. Yikes Not craw, CRAW! Brow me What are you, new? What, are you kidding me? MATTwich (blank) rules All ___ All the time May I speak frankly, etc. Mirth and Merriment Outstanding Sounds like one of my dates (SLOMD) Comfort in repetition ____ free zone _____ a go-go Huge (tiny Elvis) in my world Hogan play's golf Focus turning over a whole new forest going to name all my children (insert name) in my box wildly aroused strangely aroused the word on the street What do you mean by ______? Isn't it ironic, don't you think? Did I say that out loud? It's all about me. I think I speak for all of _______ when I say..... Bad (blank) go to your corner You say that like its a bad thing The ______ formerly known as _______ I met ___, I knew ____, your/he's/its no _____ I think I LUUUV you I am tingly, That makes me tingle, I am tingling from the waste down Tell me a short story about yourself What did you learn today? Learning is a life long process How do you feel about that? Feelings are valid Is that shirt/sweater ribbed for your pleasure or mine? I'm doing my bit for male/female bi-hemispherical relations. What's that in U.S. dollars? When I grow up, I want to be just like you Thank you for caring, thank you for sharing ooh baby, ooh baby, (pause) oooh (short pause) bay-bee. Thinking, thinking, thinking.... ____like a madman We're going to ________ like it's 1999 Don't stop, don't ever stop. _____, _____, did I mention _____ Johnny _____ Jenny ____ pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasure |
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