Animalism
Original Constitution
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes on four legs, or wings, is good.
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are equal
Revised Constitution
1. Four legs good, Two legs better!
2. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets
3. No animal shal drink alcohol to excess
4. No animal shall kill another animal without cause
5. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad
Beasts of England, Beasts of Irland
Beasts of every land and clime
Hearken to my joyful tiding
Of the golden future time

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