Animalism |
Original Constitution |
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy |
2. Whatever goes on four legs, or wings, is good. |
3. No animal shall wear clothes |
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed |
5. No animal shall drink alcohol |
6. No animal shall kill another animal |
7. All animals are equal |
Revised Constitution |
1. Four legs good, Two legs better! |
2. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets |
3. No animal shal drink alcohol to excess |
4. No animal shall kill another animal without cause |
5. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others |
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad |
Beasts of England, Beasts of Irland Beasts of every land and clime Hearken to my joyful tiding Of the golden future time |