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         Twenty Six Beautiful One Liners



1. Give
God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end --
God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before
God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the
devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where
God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come        to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give
God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don't change
God's message -- His message changes us.

11. The church is
prayer-conditioned.

12. When
God ordains, He sustains.

13.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve
God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the
Lord.

18. Never give the
devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21.
He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give
Satan an inch & he'll be your ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26. Read the
Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.