1. Start dancing with the first person you see.
2. Push every button, making people late for meetings and appointments.
3. Say, "I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. Who are you?"
4. Give out pointless, tiny pieces of paper to everyone.
5. Run in circles intil the man next to you takes the stairs.
6. Get out a stufted animal and introduce it to everyone casually.
7. Sleep in it and claim it's your hotel room.
8. Play Chutes and Elavators. Latters are out of stlye.
9. Pass out Mickey Mouse ears and make everyone do the Hula whenever the doors open.
10. Wait for you're floor and get out, but this isn't recomended.
What to do at Wal*Mart:
1. Ask the customer's walking in if you can hold their hats, then put them on display.
2. Ask everyone who they are and where they live, then walk to their houses that night and say, "Hello (their name), remember me?"
3. Play a rowdy game of tackle football in aisle 3.
4. Sleepover on the roof.
5. Shop and drive away, but this isn't recomended.