| :::Things to do when bored::: |
| Make up a word and use it casually in conversation.See if anyone asks about it. Buy a complete set of My Little Ponies {the absolute best toys in the world}. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then what meets the eye". Burn all your shoes while eyeing onlookers suspiciously. When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you. Plant Chia seeds in your head and see if it grows hair. Pull some weeds out of your yard and smoke them. Bag the rest of your yard clippings and try to sell them to a policeman. Go to a large mall and buy a bag of mints...find a large open area in the middle of the mall and sit down (on the floor, not on a bench) then as people walk by, to anyone who walks close enough, look up at them, hold the bag out and offer them "happiness in mint form". If they circle the mall and pass you for a second time try to strike up conversation. And they come by a THIRD time, ask them out. Do everything humanly possible to steer every conversation towards the topic of sock quality these days. Walk up to a store employee and ask "What, exactly, is your store's policy on shoplifting?" While grocery shopping, spit in all of the jelly jars. Only do this when someone is watching you. Ask them if they want a turn. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. Ask people what gender they are. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. After your waiter describes each special, shout, "Sucks!" |