1. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?? 2. Are zebras black w/ white stripes or white w/ black stripes? 3. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? 4. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so, this ISN'T regular soap??) 5. How do you throw away a garbage can? 6. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? 7. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? 9. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But not to worry, it's just  a suggestion...) 10. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 11. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 12. Why are Trix only for kids?? And why does this slogan not bother anyone else but me??? 13. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 14. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)