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~*SuRgEoN GeNeRaL WaRnInG*~ * fLiRtIn' WiT mE MaY LeAd 2 ExTrEmE iNfAtUaTiOn* *& iN SoMe CaSeS UnBeLiEvEaBlE pLeAsUrE* ** *~Wàit!! I júst ®èmembered §ømethiñg. ¥øu'ré børing añd mý lègs wørk~* ** ¤I'm Not A Flirt... I'm Just Madd Friendly!¤ ** ~*~Lord, Grant me the serenity 2 accept the things I cannot change, the courage 2 change the things I cannot accept, & the wisdom 2 hide the bodies of those people I had 2 kill today b/c they pissed me off. And also, help me 2 be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Amen~*~ ** I'm SwEEt LyKe SuGàr, HoTT LyKe FiRe ¤PerFect Lil AnGel, 4 YoU 2 DeSire ** Holy mother full of grace, bless my boyfriends gorgeous face, bless his hair that tends to curl, keep him from all other girls, bless his arms that are so strong, put his hands where they belong, bless his dick, the one i sucked, bless the bed in which we fucked, & if my mom happened to walk in, bless the shit I'd be in ** B-BABE I- IN T- TOTAL C- CONTROL OF H- HIM!! ~*BlTCH- Babe In Total Control Of Him*~ ** [*..Me, Myself & I..*] ..*LoveAble ..*.. CuddAble..*..SeXAble ..*.. FleXiable...:*I'm JuSs' So DamN InCrediAble*:. ** My favorite word begins with F and ends with UCK...Can u guess what it is?¿?¿?............FIRETRUCK!*.............What did you think it would be? ** Ok, I'm here... what are your other two wishes? ** ~OnE dAy EverY GirLs PriNcE wiLL coMe. MiNe JuSt tOOk A wrOng TuRn, GoT LoSt, & iS tOo StUbbOrn 2 aSk 4 DiReCtioNs~ ** When a man talks dirty 2 a woman its called harassment, but when a woman talks dirty 2 a man its $3.95/min!! ** i StiLL GoT aLotTa DruGz 2dO - BoYz 2 sCrEw -TiMeZ 2FuCc Up -*HuNnIz iMa LiV-iT-uP* ** You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!? ** I shall call you Squishy...and you shall be mine...and you shall be my Squishy! ** I’m NoT bLoNDe!! I’m KnoT! I’m KnoT! I’m KnoT!! ** ×ø×BoRn 2 pLeez, TaUgHt 2 TeAsE×ø× ** The Magic Word Of the Day is LEGS… Want 2 get together later and Spread the Word?? ** ..*Be Sexy...Be True...Be Wild...Be You*.. ** :(I’ve Lost My Teddy Bear!...Will You Sleep With Me Instead?? ** *~*~~ I was born to PLEASE but choos 2 TEASE. being FLIRTY gettin down DIRTY u no im definitely one of a kind. a CUTIE whos outta her MIND!!~~*~* ** *Possibly? I hate that answer! It just means it depends on how horny you are! ** “Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary” ** Sumtimes when I feel like killing sum1, I do a lil trick 2 calm myself down. I'll go ova 2 the person's house & ring the doorbell. When the person comes 2 the door, I'm gone, but u no what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern w/ a knife stuck in the side of its head w/ a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, & no harm done! ** When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and salt ** Do U prefer, "fashion Victim" or "ensembley Challenged"? ** ***Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are just abusing the privilege*** ** I'm a blonde and it's Monday, got any questions? ** FACT: Masturbation helps people gain self-confidence :S ** I haven't found my Mr. Right yet…Just Mr. Rude, Mr. He thinks he looks better than me, & Mr. Gives a new meaning to P-I-G ** Driving is fun. Did you ever run over a guy? And then you panic? So you back up and run over him again? You ever notice the second crunch is not as loud as the first? I think it's because the guy already has tread marks on him. But there he is, lyin' right in front of ur car. Might as well run over him again. What're u gonna do this time, drive around him? ** Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a Danish!"~*~ ** *¤Ur just a Raggedy Ann doll in a Barbie doll world!!!¤* ** Yes, girls r rite. Guys are a bunch of dogs. A lot r really cute! Tons of fun 2 play w/ ! We keep all of them company. And without us they would be miserable & bored. ** ~Frustrated cuz I can't tell if its real ~ Mad cuz I dont know how u feel ~ Upset cuz we cant make it right ~ Sad cuz i need u day & nite ~ Angry cuz u wont take my hand ~ Aggravated cuz u dont understand ~ Disappointed cuz we can't be together ~ But still I'll love you forever!~ ** *There are easier things in life than finding a good man, like nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance.* ** *If I were you...I would dance naked in the streets just to embarrass you.* ** If at first u don't succeed try, try again & if u still don't succeed I think u should give up b/c ur not gonna get it… ** Therapy has taught me that nothing is my fault. ** ~1 fo tha money * 2 fo tha show * 3 fo tha pimps n tha playboy bunnies~ Dough…we got that * Looks…we flaunt that * Ice…we rock that * Boyz we hit that ** *Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. ** Follow your dreams! …Except the ones where you show up at school naked~*~ ** ~*~I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth~*~ ** I'm FuLL oF...GoRgEoUs EyEz n PiNk LiPgLoSs TiTe JeAnZ n DaT CoNsTaNt HaiR ToSs CrAzY NiTeZ n iNsAnE GrOoVeZ BLaZn CLoThEz n SeXy MoVeZ ** ~*We are the people our parents warned us about."*~ ** I’m NoT a DiTz, I JuSt LaCk CoMMoN SenSe… ** LeTs Do SoMe MATH... SUBTRACT ThE cLoThEs, ADD tHe BeD, DiViDe ThE LeGs, aNd HoPe We DoN't MULTIPLY ** I am a princess i live in the clouds if u wanna kick w/ me u better bow down. So get on ur knees and call me ur highness, cuz baby believe me I’m heavens finest. ** With a hug and a kiss I’m out like dis! ** A Girl Only Needs 4 Animals In Her Life: A Jaguar In The Garage, A Mink On My Back, A Tiger In Bed, And A Jackass 2 Pay 4 All Of It!! ** .:*The men may wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper*:. ** If Sex Is Such A Natural Phenomenon, How Come There R So Many Books On How 2 Do It?? ** ~Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time ** I hate pants. That's why I'm not wearing any. ** ~*~Ah...I see the screw-up fairy has visited me again~*~ ** Thrill Me, Fulfill Me, And Then Leave Me The Hell Alone ** If you were to clone yourself and then have sex with yourself is that incest or masturbation? ** Who discovered that you could get milk from cows, and what the HELL did he think he was doing at the time? ** ¤i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg¤ ** Girls don't lie ... we simply bend the truth to fit out moods! ** ***Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege*** ** I døn't kñow wùt ur pròblem is bút I bet it's hàrd to prønøunce!! ** "I hate you! I’m running away! I hope you die horribly!" ** You couldn’t get laid if u were a monkey at a whorehouse with a bag full of bananas! ~ ** You couldn’t get laid if u crawled up a chicken’s ass ** JUST BECAUSE U STICK FEATHERS UP UR ASS DOESNT MAKE U A CHICKEN!! ** -Diamond Ring - $1,000 BIG BANG Outfit - $150 Victoria's Secret Bra - $35 Look on your face when I turn your ass down… $-PRICELESS-$ ** Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness, doesn’t know how to shop! ** You thought you had him, you thought he was yours, haha, thatz funny, he don't mess wit whorez! ** When 2003 is graduated and gone, 2004 will party on, 2005 will think they're cool, 2006 will always rule. ** Roses are red... grass is green... Now, bow down cuz I'm da QuEeN! ** He must have a LOT of parking tickets cuz h’s got FINE written alllllll over him! ** If you wanna know what a paranoid person is like...follow them around! ** NOTE: Plays Well With Others~ ** ..You wonderin why..Your mind fails to function..Baby its called.. -Sweet Seduction- ** A poor memory is NOT the same as a clear conscience ** All you hoes think ur fine...HA! Ill steal ur man and STILL keep mine! ** Help! Stop rape!………consent! ** If I WeRe U I’d HaTe Me ToO ** "Fight Crime: Shoot Back!" ** *I know life is unfair, but why can't it ever be unfair in my favor?? ** Close your eyes and imagine me right beside you...ABSOLUTELY NAKED! ** ¤BàD ìÑfLùÉñÇé¤ ** Eat right, exercise, DIE ANYWAY! ** ~*~U wanna a cookie??.……..WELL SO DO I!!!!!!~*~ ** Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit ** I believe in dragons, good men, & other fantasy creatures! ** Do you come with an instruction manual cuz ur confusing me! ** On the other hand...you have different fingers! ** Perfect smile-tiny waist Lips every guy wants to taste Gorgeous hair-gentle eyes, DAMN...I got you hypnotized! ** I AM AFRAID OF NUNS. I AM AFRAID OF NUNS B/C 4 SUM REASON THEY FREAK ME OUT. ITS SUMTHING BOUT A 50 YEAR OLD CHERRY THAT THROWZ ME OFF. BUT NE WAYZ... ** **…And on the 8th day God created liquor to keep the Irish from taking over the world ** ~*~Drugs r our enemy. The Bible says, "Love thy enemy"~*~ ** I say "NO" to drugs but they just wont listen!!! ** ~GuYz R GrEaT! EveRy GuRL ShOuLd OwN OnE… Or TwO… Or ThRee! ~ ** CHEERLEADERS’ r dancers gone retarded ** Blondes have it made… Brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid ** Pimpette of the year, pimpette of the season, ur b/f left and i'm da reason, so watch ur back and make some room, cuz dis lil QT is cumin thru ** Sex, drugs, rock n roll! Speed, weed, birth control, Life's a bitch n then u die, hang w/ me, we'll all get high! Drink a keg n smoke a bowl! Screw the world, get taken home, For all u hoez that think ur cool, remember now my chickz n I rule! ** If my answers scare you then you should cease asking scary questions ** I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter!!!! ** *In life, there are no such things as mistakes, only embellishment opportunities. ** *~A good friend will bail u out of jail at 2am, A best friend will be sitting beside u saying "Damn! That waz fun!~*~ ** I knew the something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me ** ~Friends don't let friends drink...........and take home ugly men~* ** *~Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait...not me...you~* ** *~If you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go~* ** |
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