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| Iffer's Notes: Okay, I'll start with bashing and a couple of warnings. There is Sorato, Takari, and Daiyako hinting. Not too much though, well except Takari. And since this is an Iffer-Chan humor fic, it would be appropriate to include some Davis bashing. I should also warn you that this story is very stupid and is basically about Davis being constipated (*lol* it's such a funny word, but very unpleasant >.<). You have been warned. Oh, yeah. Here's everybody's nicknames: I_Want_My_Goggles_Back - Taichi (Tai) 2cool4u - Yamato (Matt) SoInLove - Sora Future_Ruler_Of_The_World - Koushiro (Izzy) fashionable.gurlie - Mimi allergictoall - Jyou (Joe) AngelicHope - Takeru (T.K.) Hope's Light - Hikari (Kari) laxitaves - Daisuke (Davis) Thegirlofmanyuncles - Miyako (Yolei) Mr.Simetrical - Iori (Cody) Dark_Genius - Ken Okay, this note has been way too long. On to the ficcy: Now entering Digital Chat v. 1.0, NO PARKING at any time of day. Thank you. Please enter username and password. Username: Future_Ruler_Of_The_World Password: ********** Identity confirmed, you are now logged in. Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Hello? Anyone here yet? I_Want_My_Goggles_Back: No. Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Hey Tai! I_Want_My_Goggles_Back: I'm not here. Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Sure... What's the deal with your nickname? I_Want_My_Goggles_Back: Davis won't give me my goggles back. The bastard. Did you know he likes Kari?! He's like my clone, is that not like incest? *shudders violently* Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: *backs away from Tai* Okay... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Hi, uh Matt? 2cool4u: Yup, wazzup? Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Tai just found out Davis likes Kari, I think it pushed him over the edge. I_Want_My_Goggles_Back: ... 2cool4u: Hmm, why did he just learn this now? Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: *shrugs* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AngelicHope has logged in Hope's Light has logged in allergictoall has logged in laxitaves has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ allergictoall: Someone spelled laxatives wrong. AngelicHope: Must be Davis. laxitaves: Help! I'm constepated! AngelicHope: Yes, it's Davis. I_Want_My_Goggles_Back: I WANT MY GOGGLES BACK YOU LITTLE FREAK AND STOP TRYING TO GET IT ON WITH MY SISTER!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_Want_My_Goggles_Back has been kicked out of the chat room by Future_Ruler_Of_The_World ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ allergictoall: Thanks Izzy, now if only only we could get rid of Davis. AngelicHope: Hi Kari. *blushes* Hope's Light: Hello T.K. *smiles sexily* 2cool4u: Go little bro! laxitaves: I need EXLAX!!!! allergictoall: Shut up Davis. No one cares. Oh, hi guys. AngelicHope: Hi Joe. Hope's Light: Hey! laxitaves: ... 2cool4u: Yo Joe, wazzup? Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Hello. allergictoall: I'm sick, it's Mimi's fault. She gave me her flu when I went to visit her in America. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ SoInLove has logged in Thegirlofmanyuncles has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ SoInLove: Is Matt here? Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: That has to be Sora. 2cool4u: Yes, he's watching his little brother trying to score with Kari. laxitaves: Hey! Doesn't anyone notice me?!?!?! Thegirlofmanyuncles: I do, Dai-Chan! laxitaves: You don't count. Thegirlofmanyuncles: *bashes Davis on the head with a mallet* That'll teach you not to flirt back!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ fashionable.gurlie has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ fashionable.gurlie: Hellos to all. Is Joe here? I have to apologize for giving him my flu. allergictoall: Apology accepted. fashionable.gurlie: Yah! *snuggles Joe* Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: Can I get snuggled too? fashionable.gurlie: Sure, why not? *snuggles Izzy* laxitaves: What about me? fashionable.gurlie: ... allergictoall: ... Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: ... laxitaves: ??? Thegirlofmanyuncles: You're so cute when you're confused. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves: *screams* Better go, bye Yolei (the only one who didn't ignore me). ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves has logged off ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: @#!% AngelicHope: Hey Kari, how YOU doing? Hope's Light: *giggles* 2cool4u: This is getting good. I want popcorn. Hey, Sora, can you fill me in on what I miss, k? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u has logged off ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ SoInLove: Ain't he cute? I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: @#!% SoInLove: ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Mr.Simetrical has logged in Dark_Genius has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ fashionable.gurlie: *waves* Dark_Genius: Hi, what's going on? Davis called me and he said something about being scared of Tai and goggles. He also asked me if I had any Ex-Lax. Mr.Simetrical: *shudders* Davis scared me. fashionable.gurlie: Aw, poor Cody. *snuggles Cody* Mr.Simetrical: Hehe. Thegirlofmanyuncles: Ken, what's the deal with your nickname? *sweatdrops* Dark_Genius: It needs to be updated. Thegirlofmanyuncles: *releases a sigh of relief* Good, good. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u: Did I miss anything? SoInLove: Nope. 2cool4u: ^_^ *grins* I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: @#!% AngelicHope: Hey Kari, do you want to go into a private chat room? You know, away from my brother. Hope's Light: *giggles* Okay. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AngelicHope has logged out Hope's Light has logged out ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u: Aw man. I got my popcorn for nothing. *pouts and munches popcorn* I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: *glares at Matt* Why don't you just rent a damn romance movie?! SoInLove: Good idea. Matt, then can I come over to your place and watch it with you? I can help you finish your popcorn. *winks* fashionable.gurlie: How cute. ^_^. I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: *gags* 2cool4u: o.O Sure! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2cool4u has logged out SoInLove has logged out ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back: I'm starting to wonder if maybe Sora has a thing for Matt. fashionable.gurlie: ... Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: ... allergictoall: ... Thegirlofmanyuncles: ... Mr.Simetrical: ... Dark_Genius: ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves has logged in ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves: Hi guys! I'm back. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I_STILL_Want_My_Goggles_Back has logged out Thegirlofmanyuncles has logged out Mr.Simetrical has logged out Dark_Genius has logged out ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves: That's mean. laxitaves: Anyway, you should all be happy to know that I'm not constepated anymore. Future_Ruler_Of_The_World: *sarcastically* Whoopy! fashionable.gurlie: *groans in disgust* allergictoall: Davis, stop grossing out Mimi! laxitaves: *ignores people who are mean to him* But I think I took too many laxitaves. fashionable.gurlie: TMI!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ fashionable.gurlie has logged out Future_Ruler_Of_The_World has logged out allergictoall has logged out ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ laxitaves: *pouts* What? Where'd every1 go? Was it something I said? laxitaves: Hey, what does TMI mean? THE END |