| I went to an Al concert (yup…ANOTHER one. Those guys better tour soon…for my sanity’s sake.) and the intro was not Gump. It was Bermuda and Al, seated on TSB stools, singing Yoda. (Berm was in his little Anakin outfit. ;) Al was in his TSB outfit.) I suddenly felt the need to dash out to the lobby. (I don’t know why…I just had to leave.) As I stood in the lobby…feeling stupid…Bermuda came out. I apologized for dashing out like that, and he said it was all right. So I followed him backstage. Suddenly, I remembered why I was there…the mellophones were supposed to play a song with Al! And I didn’t have my music! Nor did I have a camera or cash. (All vitally important at an Al concert!) While I was standing around, panicking, Al wandered by in his boxers. Apparently, his regular clothes had been misplaced…heh heh heh…(What?? I didn’t do anything with them!) They eventually turned up in the ladies’ changing room. The one that had been reserved for Steve, Jim and Rubén. (Rubén turned out to be the culprit who had snitched Al’s clothes…a little payback from being tarred and feathered, perhaps?) My Take On It Next Dream |
| "Weird Underwear" Yankovic 09/09/01 |