HELLKO
FAGGORTS!!!11 congratULATIONS FOR BEING HAX0RED AND PWNED MADLY BY THE
ELEAT JEPHQUE!! IN WHAT MOUNTS TO BE A
INCONTRAVERTABLE
CLAMMITY
LAST WENDSDAY,
JEFF K. WAS HIT BY ONE OR TWOS LASER BEAMS
BY A STUPID FAT FAGGET NAMED JERRY
(AKA "FAGGET!!!11^
AKA FAT SPARKLY FAGGETBEAR!!") SO I WILL BE FILLINTG FOR HIM WHILE THE
WORMS MAKE BACON AND SAUSASGES FROM HIS
ENTAILS!! I SHALL INDUCE MYSELFF TO YUO FIEN GENTELFAGGETS AND LADYFAGGOTS
NOW AND TELL YOU WITH ALL APLUMBS THAT I AM THE ONE AND ONLY JEPHQUE,
BACK TO LOOMIFY YOUR VARY VARY DIM WITS!! WITH MY WORDS OF SOFISTICATUION!
AND WIT! I AM NUMBER ONE AND I
CAN SEE THAT YUO
ARE TEH POOP ON MY SOCKS SO LISTEN UP AND LISTEN HARDLY MY DANDY MAN OR ELSE YOU
MGIHT LA3ERN A THIGN OR TOO!!!#.
AS YOU CAN TELL
BYT HE EMANCIPATION OF MY NAME I AM FROLM THE LAND OF FRANCE SO MY ENGLISH IS
SECOND TO NONE! LONG
LIKVE THE QYUEEN!!!
POPPYSCOTH AND CHEERIO PUYT A
PIPE IN ME LORRIE AND HOP IN A DITHC!!
I WILL USE MY ADVANCED FRANCELANDISH BRAIN CELLS
AND SUPAR-POWERS AND DISTINGWISH THAT YOU ARE A
FAGGOT!!!!!1
WITH
THAT SETTLE DAND BRUMPED UNDER THE RUGS WE ARE MNOVING ON TO BIGGAR AND
BET6TAR THINGS LIKE THE INCONSTAMBALE FACT THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT. YOU ALSO
HAVE TWO THINGS IN COMMON WITH JERRY: YOU ARE A FAGGOTT!!2111 YOU
ARE A PACK OF SLOVENLY SLOBBERGOATS AND ARE
VARY VARY FORTUNEFUL THAT I HAVE RUN OUT OF ROOMS ON TEH COMPUTAR WINDOWSCREEN
(VERSION 98)!! A DN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO WRITE THESE WORDS OF AMAZINGFULLNESS FOR YOU TO ENJOYS!!!
BUT LOOK FOREWARD TO ME SPEEKING
urgent UPDATE!!!111#$P>S>
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