Nicknames: Steph, Stephie, Stephers, Steph-O, Heimlich, Heimy, Deathy, Ina(penname), The Great One, Slacker, Dweeb, Dork, Goober, “Hey You”
Age: 20
D.O.B.(send lots of presents): Nov. 24
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Slate Blue with darker rings on the edge
Favorite Color(s): Purple and blue
Favorite Food and Drink: Food, Fettuccini Alfredo and s’ghetti. Drink, Milk and Sprite… but not together…
Favorite Movie(s): In no particular order… Top Gun, Pretty Woman, Billy Madison, Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, Disney’s Aladdin, Road to El Dorado, Empire Records, The Breakfast Club, X-M, Tombstone, Fools Rush In… and some I can’t think of right now.
Favorite Musician(s): Green Day, Good Charlotte, aBJ, OKGo, Evanescence, Martina McBride, Toby Keith, Mozart… and a few more that I usually remember when I get on a “listening kick”
Favorite Season: mid to late autumn, early winter
Favorite Sports to play and watch: Play; Equestrian, rugby and soccer. Watch; Equestrian, football and drag racing
Likes: My friends, almost everyone I work with, horses, cats, dolphins, mongeese (mongooses for the “fun-impaired”), dogs, animals in general, rainy days, cool days, cool rainy days, people who aren’t afraid to speak their mind and still stay open to the opinions of others, people who aren’t afraid to be themselves and scoff at the criticism of society for it, my freedom, clunky shoes, baggy pants, ties, hoodies (especially my sacred Green Day hoodie), semi-beefy guys, mint chocolate chip ice cream and cheez its!
Dislikes: Everyone I graduated high school with, close-minded people, know-it-alls who can’t listen to the other side of the story because they fear being wrong, spiders (especially the tiny ones), June Bugs, Bees, Wasps, and various other bugs, hot muggy summer days, driving down gravel roads behind someone at night, being alone for too long, plain caramel, always feeling inadequate and unsure, trying to explain myself when I know what I mean but can’t find the words, sweet potatoes and acorn squash.
Hobbies: Horseback riding, TEACHING horseback riding, drawing, trying to paint, photography, building photo albums, writing (poetry and stories), reading, TRYING to learn guitar, singing anywhere anytime with anyone (especially if they tell me I’m good) listening to my fav CDs… or all my CDs
A little bit about me: I’m a Sagittarius who enjoys long walks on the… oh right… wrong site… PSYCH! Yeah, I’m a Sag, and if you know anything about them you’d know my attitude fits it perfectly. I’m not afraid to be myself and let people know I AM me. It takes me a while to warm up to people, but once I do I’m very outgoing and fun. It took me nearly a year to finally be completely “out there” with everyone at work, but if I’m thrown into the right situation I can be outgoing right away. I tend to keep to myself unless I’m FORCED into a situation where meeting new people is necessary. Maybe that’s why I don’t get many dates! I do, however, have problems believing in love and myself. I don’t think I’ll ever find a guy who thinks I’m good enough for him and I’m constantly being lectured by my sister and friends that I need to have better self esteem and self respect. But, on to happier things, I’m in a good groove with my life and finally feel right somewhere… of all places… WORK! I have the world’s most adorable kitty cat, his name is Mistoffelees and he, along with the family’s other pets, has his own page.
10 Fun Questions: Answer to the best of your knowledge
1. If a chicken had lips… could it whistle?
-Well, I don’t know. If a broccoli made cheese, could it be a quiche?
2. If Newton’s law of relativity never coincided with Darwin’s law of instantaneous reaction in the chambers of Einstein’s underground retro novelty “toy” shop would we still have the orange soda we do today? Why?
-Of course not! Everyone knows it was Einstein’s theory of relativity… and DARWIN had the shop… leaving Newton to the instantaneous reaction. You got it all mixed up! Sheesh, some people! You can’t have orange soda if you don’t have the facts straight!
3. A hippopotamus most resembles:
A. A cow
B. A hippopotamus, STUPID!
C. Carrot Top on steroids in September
D. My Aunt Lily, which I do NOT have
-Oh well, lets see, could we be ANY stupider? NONE of these! It looks like a walrus without the tusks!
4. How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck… if Peter Piper never picked those pickled peppers he threw at the mouse, while it ran down the clock at one?
-Exactly one log cabin, 2 ¾ row boats, 13 two by fours and a wooden whistle made to sound like a train… WOOT WOOT!
5. If you were a piece of furniture, what would you be?
-Very fine question, I’ve often wondered what I would be. A bed. Cause I could get laid [on] all day. *snickers or a Lazy Boy recliner… very relaxed ^_^
6. Boxers, briefs, bikinis, thongs or commando? Elaborate.
-For ME? Or on guys? Well, for me, I just wear whatever’s clean. Pick it up, sniff it, it’s good throw it on. J/K!!! I wear “panties” :P Now, on guys, boxers do it for me, especially if it’s JUST boxers. But, if I know they’re wearin’ em under the pants it drives me wild. Of course commando is good if there’s no pants involved too ^_~
7. Back to the hippo, why do they look pink?
-Because they fell in the finger paints… DUH… I DO know this one. It’s their sweat. They make their own sunscreen in their sweat.
8. If you had a million dollars to do anything you wanted with it, what would you do? Please list… in list form :P
a. Give some to a worthy charity.
b. Go sky diving and bungee jumping
c. Buy Mollie a sea turtle and KT a zebra
d. Start my own No Kill Shelter
e. Take a long trip to Europe with all my favorite people
f. Put whatever was left away for my children.
9. If Cheez Its could talk, what would they say? “Hello, I’m cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesy” “Cower in awe of our cheesy goodness.” “All hail the big cheese” (oh HA! That last one was funny! I am GOOD) oh yeah and as they’re goin in, “NO! NO! AH! NO HELP DON’T EAT ME! NO, HE…mmmmph
10. a. If you were an animal in the zoo, what would you be?
-OH! OH! I know this! I’d be a mongoose!!! Well… or a lemur (cute fur) or Spider Monkey (VERY playful).
b. What would your sibling(s) (or closest friend, if no siblings) be?
-Well, KT would be a baboon… no wait…the butt’s not hairy enough, she’d be a She’d be a spider monkey with me and we’d wreak monkey havoc upon the zoo… or she’d be a zebra. Annie would be the cute joey, peekin’ out of it’s mama’s pouch. Mollie (soul sister) would be a sea turtle.
c. If you and the other animals could talk, what would you say to your keepers?
-“What’s this crap you’re feeding us?” “You call this gourmet?” “Why am I stuck here, when can I visit everyone else?” “That’s right loser! Scoop that poop!”
