Children's Books You'll Never See
You Are Different And That's Bad.

Dad's New Wife: Timothy.

The Pop-Up Book Of The Human Anatomy.

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games.

Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence.

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.

Things That Rich Kids Have...But You Never Will.

The Carebeart Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead.

You Were An Accident.

Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear.

Strangers Have The Best Candy.

The Little Sissy Who Snitched.

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Where Would You Liked To Be Buried?

Kathy Was Bad, So Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.

All Dogs Go To Hell.

Garfield Gets Feline Luekemia.

What Is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?

Mr. Fork And Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friend.

Bi-Curious George.

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.