More Halloween Jokes

(these are VERY corny. I apologize)

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts...

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher...

What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend? Ouch...

How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee? Decoffinated...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich...

Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death? He couldn't find any dloob...