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Fun Things To Do At A Drive-Thru | |||||||||
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Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives that would embarrass the patrons inside. Speak in a foreign language (or make one up). When the manager comes to the microphone, speak in English and ask why the order-taker had such difficulty understanding you. Attempt to take the order-taker's order, (Hi, may I help you) before they get a chance to take yours. Order confusing items such as a large orange coke and a small medium fries. In a crowded drive-thru, place a HUGE order. Then slip out of line and watch the fun as the car behind you is handed 40 bags of food. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they can dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. Drive through with a car full of naked people. Speak in a garbled fashion at the speaker so that the order-takers will think something is wrong with the speaker. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker, but also aim the Mr. Microphone speaker at their mic, to create excruciating feedback. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to get your food, have him start yelling and banging his hands on the trunk. If you are male, have a female place the order speaking very seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to the window. So how many of the order-taker's fellow employees have gathered to "check out the hot babe". Order from the drive-thru despite the fact that you don't have a car. Make car noises as you pull up to the window. |
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