Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering:
"Shut up dammit! All of you shut up!"
Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's A Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On long rides, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to anyone getting on the elevator.
Stand silent and motionless, in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand it stay open until you've heard the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning at another passenger. Then suddenly annouce:
"I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded the elevtor, moan from the back:
"Oh not now, damn motion sickness..."
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow ocassionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter:
"Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.......Oops."
Leave a box between the doors.
Show the passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!", whenever the elevator descends.
Carry a large cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce loudly "You're one of THEM!!", then move to the far corner of the elevator.