---Devon
(talking about casting for her film)
"Don't put that in your mouth! I put that in my cunt!"
---Jake's friend
"Hear that God? No more snow or I'm gonna start worshipping the devil!"
---Zack
Professor Jason Ockert: How are you doing?
Student: Screwed.
"Busmaster."
---Line
"Yeah I submitted mine orally."
---Line
"Welcome to Dorkville. Population...us."
---Line
"It's got an attachment that changes from suck to blow!"
---Nell
"No, no, no! God is a purple octopus living in outer space!"
---Professor Stephen Schwartz
"If I was a fast food manager and you were my cooks, I'd kill myself."
---some dude on ICTV
"She has a laser-pointer up her ass."
---Nell
"Devon plus Beth equals death!"
---Line
"I'm not a lesbian. I might want to be...but I'm not."
---Nell
