Various Brain Nuggets from the Mind of the Lion-Man

Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, curteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent: These are the characteristics of the perfect sled dog.

If it feels good, you must already be doing it, because otherwise you wouldn't know how it felt.

If you carry a big enough stick, you won't have to speak at all.

Problem:  If train A leaves Baltimore for Dover traveling at 70mph, and train B leaves Dover for Baltimore traveling at 74mph, how far will a rubber ball bounce if dropped onto a solid surface from a height of three meters if the temperature is 37 degrees Kelvin inside the center of a moon with a mass of exactly four fifths of the moon, Io's? Solution:  A brick, a good throwing arm, and a decent distraction.

I've speant a lot of time in the woods and have never heard a falling tree at all, so my theory is that they don't make a sound whether anyone is around or not.

Hoon Diggy!

One day a man was sitting on a boulder looking at a river.  A second man came up and asked the first man what he was thinking about.  The first man replied, "The river is not concerned with anything but flowing.  It does not worry if something gets in its way, it simply goes around it.  It resists nothing and goes where the land takes it.  And in the end, it becomes a great ocean.  The boulder, for its part, sits stubbornly here, and cannot be moved.  It never changes, but rather remains always the same because of its hardness." The second man thought about this for a moment and then said, "Yes, but no matter which you are caught under, you will die just the same."

Does anybody really know what the red gumball tastes like?

The difference between "art" and "garbage" is that you can't just label anything "garbage"... and get someone to buy it.

"Shh!" "Nobody could have possibly heard that!" "Right, but what if they thought they heard it?That would be just as bad."

Like the others, this page is tan.

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