| If I ever become an old scary guy with a shaggy mustash and follow people around UD to tell them how much pussy they must get... SHOOT ME! - Mike |
| Quotes |
| Do I have to get you hooked on something that will keep you totally addicted for the rest of your life? Am I going to have to get you an unlimited supply of heroin? Is that what I'm going to have to do? - Chris |
| No, Dave, I will not have sex with you. - Drew |
| Come on Chris, the first time you popped you cherry was with your sister! Now it's time for us to pop your cherry for you! - Dave |
| I didn't like 'Something About Mary', but 'American Pie', now that's something I can relate to... like getting caught masterbating! - Jesse |
| Go Boy! Go! - Scary guy at BW's |
| Hey! I know! Let's shit on their porch and light it on fire! - A very bad idea from a very bad night |
| I am the Trash Can Ferry! Bling! - Mike sober and taking care of us? WHAT!?! |
| Pornography: A combination of Theatre, Business, and Biology - Mike |