Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Open your beers,
I plan to kill my brain cells, not to use them,
The college parties that one attends become legendary,
But the academics are entered with the empty beer cans,
So it was at Chambers St. All the noble housemates hath
said that our cause was righteous, for they are all honorable men. All were courteously invited to attend this great event to fill their bossoms with liquid bread, 'tis good for you. On Friday the 18th of December, year of our Lord 2002, mere men drank like heroes and all noble ladies became goddesses. So it was that we all cried "Toga!", and let slip the reigns of self control.
- Will Takesbeer |
