Don't Worry, I am not a Stalker
** Note. None of this is real.  It is fiction.
At school you had a Bathroom pass, I had one too
So I decided to follow you to the girls bathroom.
Once there I would Pretend to be a girl, talk to you through a stall.
If you knew who I was You might think I am crazy, but I am not
You waved to me, I got a boner, was embarressed.
Turns out you were waving to that jock by the stairs.
He started to walk over to walk over, and I got really scared.
Took me around the corner to show me who was boss, I guess I lost.
I just don't know what to do.
All I know is that I love you.

I was outside your window, You were changing, I was smiling
Suddenley your dad walked ou the door, saw me.
I ran so fast couldn't see were I was heading, hit a tree.
When i woke up, all my hair was shaved off, if your dad did that thank him for me.
I walked over to you, said hi, but forgot your name.
Someone told me you laughed and called me names, I don't remember
well I wouldn't trust that person anyways, my mom is crazy
I was going to ask you to marry me.
*There some more but i forgot the rest*