W.O.L - Warehouse of Love      Rameses is typing away at the computer when it suddenly freezes up.      Rameses: By the power of Ra! I've had it with this computer! *pounds his fist on the      keyboard*      *Frollo walks past and sighs*      Frollo: Why you bother with that object is beyond me. All that...How shall I put it? Oh,      never mind...      *Frollo walks away*      Rameses: *sighs as he reboot the computer* Work, work, work...      *Scar pokes his head out from under the computer table*      Scar: It never works. Might as well give up!      The Liquidator: Microsoft works!      Scar: Right...That's a oxymoron if I've ever heard one.      Rameses logs back onto the Internet. He checks his email and discovers 10      messages - all spam. He sighs and pounds his head on the keyboard.      Scar: Ouch.      The Liquidator: Love it or hate it! Spam is spam!      Rameses: *depressed* Not a single ‘real' message...      Scar: I wouldn't take it to heart...      The Liquidator: After all, it's spam, and you only get it once a year!      Rameses: *growls* If only that was true...      *Steelbeak looks over his shoulder*      Steelbeak: So I see yes having' a bit of trouble with da spam...Heh-heh-heh-heh!      Scar: *through clenched teeth* Laugh one more time...      Rameses: *laughs* Scar...That will be enough.      *Ammonia Pine rushes in; dropping her mop and bucket of water she was carrying*      Ammonia Pine: Is that my cutie patootie I hear laughing'?      *Steelbeak emits a scream of anguish and runs*      Frollo: *rubs his forehead* Pitiful...     *Ammonia is chasing Steels about*      The Liquidator: Simple pleasures for simple minds!      *The lights start flickering on and off and The Phantom of The Opera theme music is      heard through the loudspeakers. Everyone groans*      Rameses: *rolls eyes* Let's just see what Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum want this time            *He minimizes Netscape and clicks on the ‘Negaverse Lair' icon*      Negaverse Lair -     *Negaduck is sitting haughtily in his chair, facing the monitor with      his elbows resting on the table while Megavolt spins about excitedly in his in the      background*      Negaduck: *sneering* When we told you that we're gonna send you the worst spam      we could find, we really meant it! Hah!      *Megavolt is now riding around on the chair and crashes into the wall*      Megavolt: Ouch...      Negaduck: Now, now my test dummies, you'll just love this! *cackles and cracks his      knuckles; leans back and looks over his shoulder* Megadummy, give me that...      *Megavolt bows, holding a clipboard*      Megavolt: You're evilness...      *Negaduck snatches away the clipboard and reads it*      Negaduck: Have fun with "Foreign Currency Strategies", loosers! *laughs manically      then shuts off the monitor*      The Liquidator: *Britto* Currency is a state of being!      *A remix version The Phantom of The Opera theme is played; everyone panics*      Rameses: Spam sign!      Door Scene      7...6...5...4...3...3...1      Scar, Rameses, Frollo, Steelbeak and the Liquidator take their seats.      >>Foreign Currency Strategies      Steelbeak: Starrin' Judi Dench and Da Chippendales!      The Liquidator: *dramatically* Dum-duh-dum-da-dummmmm!      >> Learn how to put your money      Scar: Up your -      Rameses: Scar!      Scar: *whines* Hey! I didn't get to finish!      >>to work for you!      The Liquidator: You must be of legal drinking age!      >>Unlock the secrets to successful      Frollo: *jumps up off the chair excitedly and shoots his fist into the air* Rice recipes!      Rameses: Sock monkey patterns!      Steelbeak: Candy Vendin' Machine mongahs!      >>investors!      *all gasp*      >>Find out why      Rameses: ...The sky is blue. *sings* And I love youuuu...      Frollo: ...We're here wasting our time with such drivel.      Scar: ...Donald Duck is pantless while Mickey Mouse is shirtless..      Steelbeak: ...I'm just too sexy to wear dis suit!      >>currency trading is      Steelbeak: Currently illegal in de state of Utah and da Province of Quebec!      >>for you!      Rameses: *laughs* For me? I am so flattered...Really! I can't thank you enough!      >>We will supply you with      Frollo: Tickets to see "Callany and Consignation: The Movie"      The Liquidator: Secretaries that are simply to die for! Act now!      Rameses: A year's pass to the Toronto Zoo!      >>a free audio cassette      Frollo: Just what I've always wanted.      >>you need to know about this phenomenal market!      Scar: Could it wait? My favorite television show is on in fifteen minutes and I simply      cannot miss it!      >>Simply reply with your name,      The Liquidator: And the names of your sea monkeys!      Steelbeak: And da name of yer sistah's best friend's uncle's next door neighbour's      name!      >>mailing address and complete telephone number      Rameses: Is it even possible to have an incomplete telephone number? I mean COME      ON!      >>to receive this valuable information!      Frollo: Please send your confidental information with us regardless of the fact that you      don't know us!      >>All replies are kept strictly confidential.      Steelbeak: Welllllllll...I might tell my goldfish about Tom Smith's terrible grammar once      in a while.      >>*must be at least 21 years of age*      Scar: I'm underage! Hurrah!      Rameses: It's over...It's over...      Everyone exits the theater.      Steelbeak: Well dat wazn't so bad. I mean it could be WOISE!      Scar: It was utterly ridiculous nonetheless!      Frollo: Utter crap!      Rameses: Oh really? I found it rather entertaining, actually. I mean it's something to do      while we're locked here in this warehouse!      The Liquidator: Never fear! The Liquidator is here!      *Remix Phantom of The Opera theme*      Rameses: Gotta see what the Tyrannical Two want again...*switches the monitor on;      Megavolt and Negaduck are sitting beside each other, grinning.      Negaduck: Today's performance was better than I expected. BUT you still fail to      amuse me.     *all the guys sigh*      Megavolt: You heard the boss!      Rameses: We tried our best! Honestly!      Megavolt whispers something to Negaduck      Negaduck: But of course! *laughs wickedly* In a period of TWO YEARS this      continuous Bird-H2O-Cat-and-Man show will fry your minute little minds!      Megavolt laughs; Negaduck smacks him upside the head.      Steelbeak: *growls* We'll jus' see about DAT!      Negaduck: Stuff it, TURKEY!      Steelbeak: *outraged* Un tacchino lo ha chiamato! Un frickin ' TURCHIA! Figlio      maledetto d'una femmina...      Rameses: *nervously* Steelbeak, that'll be enough...      Negaduck: *is laughing so hard that he starts to pound the desk* That is      gold...Haha...A turkey that knows how speak Italian! Hahahaha...How cute *wipes      away a tear*      Megavolt: *seriously* Ugh...Boss? He called you a son of a bitch...      Negaduck: *now very pissed off* WHAT????      Scar: I'm sure it was just a slip of the tounge....I can assure you!      *Negaduck, growling, slips his hand into his monitor and reaches into Rameses';      everyone has the"deer in the headlights" look. Negaduck snatches Steelbeak by the      collar of his suit just before he can run off. He somehow manages to lift him off the      ground. Maybe Negs eats his wheaties?*      Steelbeak: Eeeep!      Negaduck: Before I let you go, I must tell you you're lucky to get away this time, but      there won't be a NEXT time!      *Negaduck drops Steelbeak who falls to the ground with an audible thump. The      rooster gets up, dusts himself off and hides behind Rameses, who is still standing      there with his mouth open in shock*      Megavolt: Goodbye, morons!      *The Negaverse Lair's monitor fades out*      Scar: *walks past Steelbeak and looks up at him* Smartass. *wanders off*