2003-2004

"No spitting in class. Don't make me send you to the principal's office."

"If Purcell had unicorns, I'd allow it."

"Guys on top and girls on the bottom, then reverse, girls on top and guys on the bottom."

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, class is over."

"Let's do it."

"Come let us marinate the minds"

Submitted by "Beefy"

"So what does canon mean? Let's say it together. Order. And backwards it's nonac."

Submitted by Liz

"If you have any questions, just raise your hand and I'll come around and criticize.

...My middle name is 'comforting'"

It wasn't just one person's fault. It was a group catastrophe.

Cascade. Think of washing dishes. Which is what happens to those who don't get counterpoint.

Q: Do you ever get a song stuck  in your head?

A: "God, no. I never think about music; I think about food all the time. I think about sushi. I eat sushi like four times a week,"

"The answer is on the board. If you were correct... I don't know... give yourself a pat on the back. Those of you who were wrong... SCOURGE YOURSELVES!"

Submitted by Emily

"Purcell=Terrestrial gorgeousity"

"This is a Verse in F Major! What key is it in?

submitted by Arielle

"I like girls... I married two of them"

submitted by Lance

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