F.A.Q.

Questions you want answered.

A. Mike - 24          Corey - 28

Q. How old are you awesome guys?

**Suzi M. - Medford, OR

A. Mike - Cincinnati, OH     Corey - Wallawalla, WA

Q. Where are you from?

**Jessie Walton - FL

A. Over there.

Q. Where do you want us to put this car?

**Mitch Junstu - WY

A. Yes

Q. Will you show me something awesome?

**Matt Sams - Los Angeles, CA

Q. What time is it?

A. Shut up.

**Alison Somio - Wichita, KS

Q. May I have bootlegs for free, or for paying you lots of money?

A. No.  We don't sell bootlegs.

**Ted Macsut - Boston, MA

Q. If you are smoking, who should carry the hay?

A. The woman.

** Don Jones - Kansas City, MO

A. Naqol Veeb

Q. Seep?

**Sally Luntes - Death Valley

Q. Who is smarter, you or Corey?

A. I are.

**Betty River - AR

Q. If I were a chicken, which part of me would you eat first?

A. The best part of the chicken to eat is the meat.

**Dudley Fairweather - CO

Q. If you were someone else, who would it be?

**Actual picture of someone writing to us!

***Someone - Somewhere

A. Mike would be Corey, and Corey would be you.

Q. What is your favorite song?

A. (Mike says) "My favorite song is McArthur Park because I cry when a cake is left out in the rain." (Corey says) "Mike's a pussy."

Q. Is there anything funnier than Al Sharpton thinking he can run for President?

**Page Dugle - NE

A. Al Sharpton thinking he can run.

A. I'll block it you pussy.

Q. Karate chop to the neck?

***Geezer Hamilton, Toronto, Canada

A. Bartholemew Penske

Q. Corey, what's your name?

**Paul Broacher - New York, NY

Q. Why do foreigners burn our flag all the time?

***Howard Streak - NH

A. Tough question.  Because they are stupid, foreign, dirty, they live in a hut, they worship an elephant God, and they have a lot of time on their hands.  Also, they suck.