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| We wrote these because we love literature. Feel free to steal them if you need haikus for English class. |
| SPICY FOOD I eat it quickly It comes out faster than shit It is shit but hot |
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| GERMANY It's not west or east It's not communist either It really sucks bad |
| ASIA It is poor and sick They have long lines for their bread Big country, dumb lives |
| COMMUNIST Tienemann Square Red Square too, it all sucks bad Fucking foreigners |
| CHEESE Cheese is very good. Make no mistake about it Don't eat my cheese bitch |
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| TRADING BOOTLEGS Trading trading hi bootlegs make me laugh and sigh bootlegs don't eat poo |
| KISS KISS is my favorite except for Tommy Thayer he is not the ACE |
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| COREY NOWLIN Corey Nowlin says Get naked with midgets, yes! and videotape |
| FOREIGNERS Foreigners are dumb please learn english or get chopped. I chop your face in. |
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| CINCINNATI Cincinnati yes Our sports teams are not that good. Porn is hard to find. |
| RYOJI KUMAGAI He is Japan's king Tokyo is his city He rules much of earth |
| DOG HAIR Dogs shed like crazy Just ask Ryan's furniture Sell it for money |
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| QUICKSAND Help, I'm sinking now Gilligan's Island had it Oh no, look, a hat |
| WEE WEE Boys have them down there Some are long some are not Don't view mine, Perys |
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| ICE CUBES Water starts to freeze Cold As Ice like Foreigner Melt Frosty, you bitch |
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| ARABIAN SEA Arabs have a sea? They should sink in it promptly Dirty filthy sea |
| MENSTRATION That time of the month Women can be damn scary Lock your door and hide. |
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| SPANDEX Bon Jovi and Tuff Spandex fit them tight and snug I ran track in them |
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| CELL PHONES Hillbilles have them. Who do they need to call? Call their naked sis? |
| CUSTOMERS They aren't always right In fact, they suck some huge dick And they're always wrong. |
| YAHOO! Surfing the net's fun! Our website is down again. Fucking Yahoo sucks. |
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| WORK I really hate work. I'd rather drink my own piss, or some of my shit. |
| HAIKU 5 syllables long 7 syllables long now Back to 5 again |